Things about twilight that don't make any sense!

Edward Cullen's virginity- ok, this guy is like hotness reincarnate. How did he abstain himself for 90 freaking years!?

Bella- This girl gets on my nerves! She's "pretty" but everyone seems to care for her so much just because she is beautiful! This is not a pretty's-get-cared-for-and-others-do-not world! Aka her beauty is just cruel!

Bella and her woman(ness)- ok. Half the population is girls. We all know what happens every few weeks. She is literally pooling in blood all over herself and he is able to control himself. Ironic or neglected? You tell me!

Is forks like this magical matchmaking town!? Wolves find their imprints and the only available vampire finds his mate! There is something in the water down there! Imprints are your forever-lasting loves. Yet all of the imprints are in this small little La Push reservation! So out of the BILLIONS of people in the world, your soul mate just "happens" to live two houses down from you? Coincidence? I think not!

Hey guys! Here is some stuff about the Twilight that does NOT make sense! Send me more and we can write some sort of clique story!

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