"So dude, are you sure this is a good idea?" America asked.

"Of course, mon ami ! 'Zis will get him in bed with you for sure! Big brother knows best after all~" France said as he laughed in a ridiculous French matter.

"Whatever dude, I wouldn't need to ask you if all I wanted was to bang England ." America said, slightly blushing. He was so glad France couldn't see him through the phone.

"Whatever you say, America. Remember to keep it a surprise. Oh and do share with me every single detail lat-" America hung up on France.

"Psh, whatever dude. Heros don't kiss and tell!" America said with a grin as he set his plan into motion.


"Hey, England dude !" said America as he walked over to England after a world meeting was over and everyone besides them was heading out the door.

"What is it America?" England asked rather tiredly . The meeting did not progress, of course, whatsoever today and England had a rather strong headache and was drained of most of his energy .

"Dude, you sound pretty tired. It's probably because you're getting old !" America laughed with an obnoxious grin . How he hated it whenever America called him dude . Whatever happened to the sweet innocent little angel he raised ?

"I am NOT old you arse! " England huffed, rather offended .

"Yeah, yeah whatever Artie ." America said, the obnoxious grin still present.

"Don't call me Artie either you git! Now, what is is that you said you wanted again?" England asked, now slightly suspicious.

"So like dude, we should hang out later tonight ! I know you're free from work and all, so I won't take no for an answer . 'Kay? So, I'll pick you up at 7. Later!" America said as he ran out of the empty conference room .

"WAIT, BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN AGREED TO THIS YET. COME BACK YOU TOSSER !" England yelled. He sighed, America did say he wasn't going to take no for an answer. The git was pretty stubborn.

'America can explain himself when he picks me up tonight, I suppose.' England thought to himself as he made his way back home .


It was ridiculous how England was trying so hard with his naturally messy golden bed-head hair .

'Well, this is as good as it's going to get.' England thought to himself as he gave up on his hair sighing . He then stopped and wondered why he actually cared about something like his hair . He normally could give less of a damn in all honesty . Why was this any different?

"It's not like that git is going to get all dressed up for this anyways." England said to himself as he walked over to his closet to change out of his uniform . He walked over to the mirror and examined himself. Green eyes stared back as he looked at his face and outfit, insecurity suddenly washing over him.

"I wonder if I'm dressed too casually .. Bloody git didn't even bother to tell me where he was taking me." England said aloud to no one in particular as he went to the kitchen to make himself some tea.


England was having a lovely cup of tea while munching on some scones when the doorbell rang several times. 'Ringing the doorbell once is enough .' England thought irritably as he went to answer the door.

"I heard you the first time you rang the door bell you know." England said as he opened the door. But when he did, America was standing there with a bouquet of flowers and was dressed in his usual attire consisting of that brown bomber jacket he usually wears, a white t-shirt, and a pair of jeans. England now felt better about his own outfit.

"Quit your nagging England ." America complained with a cute pout .

"Remind yourself to only ring the doorbell once next time though . I suppose you want to come in ? I'm just about to finish my tea and scones." England asked eying the flowers.

"Uh-huh. Oh yeah, sure dude. We could hang here til' you finish up and crap. Oh, and these are for you." America said, ending the sentence rather shyly as he held up the flowers.

"T-These are for me?" England asked as he took the flowers from America, both of whom were now slightly blushing and avoiding eye contact with each other.

"Yeah." America replied, looking away.

"Thank you. I shall find a vase to put them in. Oh, do come in." England said as he walked into his house. America walked inside England's house and closed the door behind him before following England to the kitchen .

"I do remember keeping a vase somewhere in here.." England said as he bent down to open a cupboard and retrieve a vase. America couldn't help but watch him as he bent down . America got a good view of England's ass and blushed as he looked away. England closed the cupboard and went to the sink to fill the vase of water .

"So, you never did tell me where you're taking me." England stated as he put the flowers into the half-way water filled vase.

"It's going to be a surprise !" America smiled secretively. England raised a bushy brow .

"I see. " was all England said as he placed the vase in the middle of a table in the kitchen .

"Dude, are you done yet ?" America asked impatiently.

"Don't be so impatient. Just let me place my tea cup into the sink and dispose of the left over sc-"

"Those can wait ! Come on, let's go. We're going to be late for the place that's going to be totally cool that I'm taking you to !" America interrupted as he grabbed England's hand and headed out the door.

" I said don't be so impatient you toss pot !" England yelled as America led him to the car. Where he was going, he had no idea.


Author's Notes: Hello there ! I'm Kitten Otaku and this is my first ever fanfiction so please be gentle . There shall be other chapters to come ! Criticism is welcome and reviews are very much appreciated (^_^ ) Okay, so have a lovely day .~