I don't own Minesweeper or Microsoft. Since this is here, you can't sue me... I think. Don't sue me. (runs of to change name)

A Simple Game of Minesweeper

"This is it. Two squares, up, or down, yin, or yang, left, or right, oh wait..." Thought Bob as he attempted to finish expert mode. His body sweating like mad, every pore upon his body spiting out sweat, Bob was ready, his final move earned him a...

BOOM!!!!! Well, maybe not that but the smiley face died.

"Damn it!!!!! Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn!!!!!!!!"

Bob was pissed. He was really, really pissed. So he went out and... stepped on a mine.

The End.

Wow. I made my first weird fanfic. Yay? Read & Review please!!!!!!