The Untold stories of Payntaker. Our friendship began in middle school, which also so happens to be the beginning of my emo "phase." (No mom this is wHO I REALLY AM IT'S NOTAPHASE!) So picture me, with my dark hair, trying to grow out fringe with a beanie. /Constantly/
But now it's freshman year. I have a stupid fucking bowl hair cut because my mom still doesn't agree with my "phase." Plus everyone was making fun of my unicorn horn hair gel, so basically soCIETY IS FORCING ME TO COFORM TO THEIR RUBBISH WAYS. My hair is untouched with gel, down, not styled, like a fucking bowl.
/anyways/
My name is Grant Paynter, and I have genital herpes...just kidding. Sort of. Like I was saying, my friendship is with this guy, who so happens to be named Grant too. Grant Whitaker. But I have recently realized...
OH MY GOD HE IS FUCKING PURRFECT?
OH MY GOD I THINK IM GAY
~By~
Juri Himura
Piper McNamara
