Puerto Rico

A woman walked to Tortita Espeluznantes

"Dios Mio excuse me ninita are you okay?"

"I'm looking for candy"

"Dios Mio where are your parents"

Tortita shakes her head

"Where is your mother"

"Gatita said i couldn't talk to strangers"

"Gatita? Who is Gatita"

"None of your beeswax!"

So Tortita runs to one of her supernatural friends.

"Hi Tortita how was your day"

"Good"

Gatita meowed

"Oh did you have a great day"

"Well i meet a mean girl with a big ugly nose"

Gatita hissed

"Sorry Gatita"

"What she looked like"

"She looks like a mole with hairy lips"

"(giggles) Hairy lips"

"And she has nasty eyebrows"

"Uh does she looked like that"

Tortita thought Oh no

"So this is your Gatita a black cat you lived with a bruja's gato!?"

"Look she didn't lived with Gatita she lived in a mansion"

"I think i had enough come with me ninita"

"(gasp) You can't do that"

"Yes i did. I run the Puerto Rico second chance home for girls and it is my duty that girls have a proper home"

Gatita meowed sadly as her ears drooped.

"Sure she was raised by human parents NOT GHOSTS OR SUPERNATURAL CREATURES OR ANIMALES!?"

"Uh-oh?"

"What the heck?!"

"No wait she has a human parent i could prove it!"

"Juan Danielito get up Juan Danielito!"

And then she gets angry

"JUAN DANIELITO?!"

Juan Danielito was sleeping as she tried to slap him.

Juan Danielito come out of the home.

Mexican horror movie scream

"What on earth is that thing?!"

Tortita said "Juan Danielito!" as she run to him

"Please don't let her take me away sure you're human"

"The girl deserve better than a black cat or whatever this animal is!"

Gatita meowed as a dog humanoid began to cry.

Suddenly Juan Danielito woke up

"Hey! Your tears are ruining my sleep!?"

Gatita yowled

"Uh-oh?"

"You no good cheater while you were sleeping a lady from the Puerto Rico second chance home for girls took Tortita away she said animals can't raise babies!"

"Don't worry i'm going to a second chance home in the morning and adopt her back"

"Oh yeah huh she thinks you're a animal too fool"

Gatita purrs

"Hmm"

So they wait until they get Tortita back"

Juan Danielito was sleeping until someone smacks him

"JUAN DANIELITO!!!"