Things Team Mario and Sonic Team Can't Do

By : NintendoSegaFTW

I don't own Mario or Sonic. That honor belongs to Nintendo and Sega.

Diana 'Daisy' Sanders

I, Princess Diana 'Daisy' Sanders, do hereby swear that:

1. I can not stick my tongue out at Blaze, no matter how annoying she is being.

2. I can not walk around in tinted sunglasses and say I went blind because I saw Eggman naked.

3. I may not strip Eggman and shove him in a hallway to see if anyone does go blind.

4. I am no longer allowed to conduct experiments with Tails.

5. or Sally.

6. Or Wave.

7. or E. Gadd

8. I can not bleach my hair white and say I was born albino.

9. I may not send Silver and Yoshi on 'super-secret' spy missions. Blaze and Birdo will get very angry.

10. I can not sing 'Barbie Girl' in front of Peach and Rosalina. Peach will cry and Rosalina will get her wand out.

11. I may not call Shadow Mr. Emo Grumpypants.

12. I can not swap clothes with Peach, Amy, or Blaze. It gets ugly real fast.

13. I may not take pictures of Sonic's Amy plush.

14. I may not make false documents and show them to Peach, saying the lease on her castle is up and she has to be out by sundown.

15. I may not fill Sonic's shoes with Jell-O.

16. I may not ship the Sonic gang to a research institute.

17. I may not get on Silver's back yelling,'' Hi, Ho Silver! Away!''

18. Under no circumstances am I allowed to give Sonic, Cream, Charmy, Silver, and Yoshi sugar.

19. I may not send Nicole the Lynx a virus. Sally will get very, very angry.

20. I may not make out with Waluigi to make Luigi jealous. Luigi will get upset and Rosalina will once again get her wand out.

21. I may not shove Sonic in a pool. Amy will kill me.

22. I may not shove Blaze off a bridge. Silver is surprisingly violent.

23. I may not take Rosalina on Maury to find out who the Lumas' father is. Things get ugly quick.

24. I am no longer allowed to hang out with Rouge.

25. I may not pull Luigi in a closet and rape him. No matter how much he enjoys it.

26. I may not give Blaze catnip.

28. I may not walk around in a bikini to watch the boys drool.

29. I may not tell Tails foxes eat hedgehogs.

30. I may not video tape any of the previous activities and post it on YouTube

So from this day forth I will never do any of the things mentioned above.

Signed,

Princess Diana 'Daisy' Sanders

A/N – And that's a wrap. I've seen fics like these in other archives, but never in the Mario or Sonic fanfiction archives. So I decided to give it a try. I did Daisy first, cuz she's awesome. :) So positive feedback and constructive criticism welcomed, and remember flames are used to kick bad guy butts.

Later for now!

P.S – Made up Daisy's real name