Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl, Holly Short, or anybody else!!! He he

Set before EC after AI. Thanks to my dear cousins Shelby, Morgan, and Hailee for this inspiration.

Chapter 1

Artemis sat with his four cousins, "how boring I can't even go on the computer because of stupid Hannah" He thought. But all he said was, "Hannah, my favoritest cousin-""NO" Hannah yelled. Hannah was an eleven year old girl (no duh) with long blond hair and dark blue eyes. She was (like Artemis) a computer geek. His two other cousins, Morgan and Shelby, were rolling on the floor screaming and yelling. "OH WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!" Hannah yelled. "Hannah Fowl, you watch your language!" Artemis said. "Artemis fowl, you watch your ADDITUDE!!" "Please, I haven't said one thing about wanting to kill you for no" "BE QUIET!!!I'M TRYING TO WORK!" Haille yelled. "Oh, Hailee. You should like noise whilst you work!" Hannah was a dancer, so if she had loud noise on while she was working she was even happier. "Arty!!! Your little fairy friends are here, literally." "Um... WHAT!! Were's Holly?" "Um hi Artemis." Said a small elf. "Cool fairy person!!" "Um, Hi."

Ok, This is chapter 1. I know it's short but, I can't think of anything else to write. R&R.