A/N: I blame Nell. No, it's not really her fault. I'm just doing it because I can. Anyway. I couldn't resist this one. My apologies ahead of time.
And it won't italicize my stupid letter! GRR!

Warnings: Erm. None, really.

Disclaimer: I no own Dumbledore or Aziraphale or Crowley. But I really want to own the last two.

Summary: hp100 challenge. An angel and a demon apply to be Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers. Crossover with Good Omens.


DADA Teachers

Dear Messrs. Ziraphale and Crowley,

Your quick response to my ad in the Dailey Prophet is appreciated. I look forward to interviewing the two of you. Enclosed is your Portkey to Hogsmeade.

Sincerely,

Albus Dumbledore

"I'm still not sure this is a good idea," Aziraphale frowned.

"It's a great idea!" Crowley returned. "Think of the books, angel! Rare, old books you've never even dreamed of!" The angel shifted uncertainly. "And quills! I know you miss writing with them! Sucking on them too…."

Aziraphale saw his companion's excited face and sighed. "Very well. But you're buying me every quill I want."