Everybody Loves Raven
Season 1, Episode 1: The Pilot
Starts out with Raven raking a pile of leaves. She then looks to the camera. Piano plays jazzy theme in background.
(Everybody Loves Raven)
She smile, looks at the camera, and says, "Oh. Hey, there! I'm Raven."
(Rachel Roth)
"I live here on Long Island. I moved here, with my husband, Garfield, since I lost my powers." he passes by on a conveyor belt behind Raven, looking as busy as a housewife, which, in his case, he is the "housewife". "He's great with the house the kids, everything." She snickers slightly, "Oh, I just don't know how he does it."
(Garfield Marcus Logan)
"We have three children: our five-year old daughter, Noomie," Noomie passes by on the conveyer belt, waving gleefully to the camera.
(Dick Grayson)
"and twin two-year old boys, Ivor and Ridley." Ivor and Ridley pass by on the conveyer belt , each in high-chairs, facing opposite the camera. Raven leans in slightly and says, "I came up with th's not really about the kids."
(Marilyn Manson)
"Now, as I said, the reason I'm raking, instead of disposing of them with my powers, is because I-or Garfield and I lost them in a freak accident, so, now I won't accidentally give my children nightmares about my demonic past." A barrel of toxic waste passes by on the conveyer belt.
(Brad Garrett)
"My parents live across the street. That's right," Both of Raven's parents pass by on the conveyer belt, Marie holding a boiling-over cooking pan, Frank using an electric razor.
(with Koriand'r as Marie)
"and my brother lives with them." Random stranger passes by on the conveyor belt, smiling and waving at the camera. "Yeah, I don't know who that is, either," Says Raven.
(and Victor Stone as Frank)
"Now, most families wouldn't go by in the background on a conveyer belt for you, but mine would, because-" Robin interrupts, passing by on the conveyer belt in a cop uniform, "Everybody loves Raven." She says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." and continues to rake. The camera fades to black.
