CHAPTER ONE

Homer was watching British comedy night on Channel 6. Bart and Lisa found it hilarious (well, they pretended they did, but in fact only liked the accents).

Homer, however, was having trouble finding it funny. First, he watched 'The Catherine Tate Show'.

As the 'Death Row Wife' went to marry her husband, Homer stood up from the couch. Then, his legs hurt, so we sat back down again.

"Hey, kids! Tell me the honest answer: What the hell is so funny about a woman getting the time wrong of her husband's death? It's not like it's unusual!"

Bart shrugged.

"I dunno. Ask Lis!"

"LISA! Why is that so funny?" Homer asked her.

"I dunno."

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!" He shouted.

Lisa stomped upstairs.

"I was going anyway!" She yelled.

After 'The Catherine Tate Show', there were some good old English adverts. Tetley's, Cadbury's, Asda, Tesco. After that, Homer and Bart watched 'Little Britain'. Bart couldn't stop laughing after the Lou and Andy sketch, and then through Emily Howard. Homer was getting more and more agitated.

"TELL ME BOY! How can people find this English crp funny!"

Bart shrugged again.

"RIGHT! THAT'S IT! You've made me do something I DON'T want to do!"

Bart ran away, before Homer could take out his anger in him.

"Maaaarrrrrgggge! Where's my pen! I need to learn how to write again!"