Elves,Pirates,and Mistaken Names- Part ONE

It was a sunny day in middle earth, and Legolas was going to visit Aragon in Gondor.He was riding on the coast and with his Elvin eyes he spotted a ship on the horizen.A big ship.

"What the...?"Muttered Legolas.Ofcourse,he did this in elvish.He had seen Orcan boats before,and this was definetly no Orcan boat.Because Orcs didn't know how to spell, and on it's hull was 'The Black Pearl'.

The Ship careening towards the shore.In the protection of Middle Earth, Legolas decided to wait for the ship to reach land, to make sure nothing sinister would be coming out of it.

He took out his bow swiftly and waited.

Eventually,the ship docked shore.

"'Hoy there, Lad!What do you think you're doing with that thingy?"

Legolas looked shocked, not only because the man calling to him called his Majestic Elvish Bow a thingy, but also that the man looked almost exactly like him.Except he had dark brown curls,deep brown eyes,and a rather outragous pirate hat.

"What be your name?And what business do you have on the shores of Gondor?"

"Captain Will Turner.And my business is to Loot,Plunder,and Steal.Not really.That's what I'm supposed to say.We're here to stock up,through honest means,on Grog."

"I don't believe you." Pulls out arrow,arrow aims it at wills head."And through what evil magic are you copying my identity?"

"'Bout to ask you the same question.Must be long lost twins.'Cept you have deformed ears."Arrows whizz by Will's ears."Just jesting,jesting!"He says.Legolas mutters in elvish something about meaning to miss him.Will turns his head and looks at the arrows sticking out of the door behind him."How'd you get so good at that thingy?"

"I practice three hours a day so that when I meet an orc,or in your case,pirate, I can kill it!" "That sounds familiar.Anywho,were's the nearest Grog selling village?I want the strong stuff!" "Due west of here, go past the Forsaken Bridge and-Wait.Who's that hiding behind the mast?Waiting to ambush me,eh?" "Behind the mast...I thought I sent all of the crew below deck..ah.That's just Natalie.C'mon out,Nat!" A slender girl with brown hair and green eyes appears from behind the mast.Brandishing a sword.She stares laser beems at Legolas.Unbeknownst to Legolas,for he is completly inthrawled by her Beauty. "Greetings, Maiden,I-"Stutters Legolas. "Don't call me Maiden.You look like one with you long hair,anyway." "Hush now,Natalie,"Crooned Will,"He's rather good with the bow and-" "I know Will.I saw.And he dares try anything like that again-" "I will be happy to lead you and Natalie to the village, it would be my pleasure." "Sounds good to me.Up for the walk, Natalie?"Asks Will.Natalie was about the answer,when Legolas interuppted. "I would be happy to have the Fair Maiden ride my horse."Legolas drools.Natalie lifts an eyebrow.Will lifts an eyebrow. "Don't call me Maiden."Snaps Natalie."Ok.I'll ride your horse." Will jumps from the ship and onto the sand,and catchs Natalie.Natalie quickly lifts her self onto the horse, not using legolas cupped hands as a hoist.Legolas lifts an eyebrow. As they start down the path,Will and Natalie start chatting about the unusual tides being that it was half-moon, while Legolas leads the horse, occasionally glancing back dreamily at Natalie. There was a band of men blocking the trail up ahead.The start pulling out weapons and surrounding the tiny group."What business do a Man,a Woman,and an Elf have on this trail?Well anyway.Take what valuables they have,laddies."One of the says. Legolas pulls out his bow, but Natalie stops him."You don't have to kill them,umm,what's your name?" "Legolas Greenleaf." "Right,Leggy.Let me handle this."Natalie hops off the her horse, and pulls out her sword. "Oooh!"One of the thieves croon."Lassie's gonna hurt us!Lassie's gonna-" THAWCK!Natalie knocked him sensless with the flat of her sword.After much thwacking on Natalie's part,the entire band of thieves lay unconcious on the ground. "They'll wake up soon.They've got thick heads.We've better hurry and get out of here." Legolas was amazed."I have never seen such warriorship from a woman!Well,actually,there was this one time.." Natalie rolled her eyes and hopped back on the horse.She started at a gallop away from the two males. Will crossed his arms."Best to not flatter and flirt with her,Legolas.She's a tough one.Believe me-I know.Have a scar to prove it.Wanna see?" "Not preticulary.We best catch up with her." Legolas started running swiftly. "Why do I feel like I'm going to be the odd man out?Oh well." Will ran to catch up with the two. ***************************************************** ~And so ends part one of Elves,Pirates,and Mistaken Names~ ~Dedicated to Natalie.Not me,and not the charecter,my friend, Nat-Meg,which sounds like Nut-Meg,which is a rather potent spice~ ~Constructive Critiscism Welcome~ ~Blazes NOT welcome~ ~Vagabond Possums Forever~ ~Natalie~