Today is Uryu Ishida's birthday! YAY!

Me: Since today is Uryu's birthday I want you all to say something good about him

Toshiro: He can fight well enough

Uryu: I try my best

Rukia: Good at making cloths *Smiles*

Uryu: Thank you

Kon: He will occasionally manage to fix me correctly

Uryu: ONLY OCASIONALLY!

Ulquiorra: Why am I here with this trash

Me: Your number five in my top five

Uryu: Where am I

Me: Number one! *Smiles*

Ulquiorra: How am I supposed to say something good about him! He's the enemy!

Me: Just say something!

Ulquiorra: He managed to extend my life a little by stopping Ichigo from stabbing me

Me: That works

Uryu: Thank you Ulquiorra