"Hey Jack have you ever wondered what it would be like to fly?" I asked Jack while handing him the cup of coffee I know he is desperate for. Once in hand took a rather large sip of the very very hot coffee I ground and blended myself. He looked up from the mug and just smiled, you know that smile when someone knows something you don't and they know it, yeah that smile.
"Well Ianto my boy, I do as a matter of fact know what it is like to fly." Jack was being the smug son of a bitch everyone knew he could be at some times.
"Oh? Do tell." I said trying to get Jack to explain.
"Did you know up in Myfanwy has a saddle up in her nest?" Jack said so smug I wanted to slap it off of his smug little face. Wait what? She has a saddle?!
"How would I know? There is no way to get up to the nest, only if you have wings. Jack I don't know if you have noticed but we don't have wings." I moved my arms about to make my point of not having wings. He looked at me with a please look on his face.
"That my dear Ianto is why you are so cutely wrong. There is a secret passage through one of the old tunnels.."
"Oh really?"
"Yes really."
"I don't believe you." It's not that I don't believe Jack all the time, its just now when he is being an idiot.
"I'll show you." He turned and headed towards the old tunnels that no one uses anymore.
