Fox was sitting on the couch, eating a mess of gummy bears. He started to laugh at a commercial, spraying bits of congealed sugar everywhere. Just then, the T.V. went blank.

"What the hell...?" Fox grabbed the remote anr chucked it at the Cable box. Falco started to shake uncontrollably. Fox got up and kicked the box

"Dont you see man? They shut off the cable!" Falco started to sob. "T-they took away the precious! The precious..." Falco said, rolling around on the carpet. "WE ANGERED THE CABLE GODS!" Falco started to bow down to the small black box in the middle of the room.

"No! We must get on the good side of the T.V. god... There's no such thing as the cable god"

"Hey! Guys! I found these little blue pills in General Pepper's bag we're supposed to deliver" Slippy yelled, popping one in his mouth. His eyes enlarged and he started to freak out... "FALCO!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A MOOSE!" Slippy yelled at a lampshade. Fox looked at him, laughing as he fell to the ground yelling "STOP... go... STOP... go... BRICK WALL!"

"Lets sacrifice him to the viewing pleasures god." Fox grabbed slippy, who was now dry humping the fridge.

"ALADUHIKSNH LAHAIRGHE!!!" Fox yelled out, ripping Slippy's liver out and pushing it into the VCR/Cable box

"KALAMOI SONIC THE HEDGEHOG QERUIO" Falco yelled, eating Slippy's heart

"TOSABA EAT THE HE/SHE!" They both yelled, devouting his brain. Krystal approached the scene, watching as Fox and Falco drained the blood from the body and began to make out.

"What are you doing?" She asked, almost vomiting as the blood ran down their mouths.

"We're pleasing the Cable gods"

"Um... okay... Oh! the cable's out... hang on." She said, twisting the cable wires in. the T.V. sputtered back to life and the Duo started to laugh and sit on the bloody couch.

"By the way, Slippy stole 13 acid tablets from General Pepper's bag... Oh..." She noticed the two were now dry humping the T.V.

"Let's pretend I never saw that." She said, walking out of the room as they began yelling at random objects.