Ok, so, even thought it's Easter morning, I'm really bored. Sooooo…on with the stupidity! This is an AIM conversation with the Cullens/Bella.
Bella: Hi, Edward.
Edward: Hello, love. What's this for?
Bella: I thought it would be fun to talk to you on AIM. I was BORED!
Edward: Okay…well it sounds fun.
Bella: Our wedding is on 3 days can you believe it!?
Edward: I've waited so long. Bella, I can't wait to be with you!
Bella: Edward, you said you would tell me where were going on our honeymoon a week before the wedding; and you still haven't told me yet!
Edward: Okay Bella, I guess I've kept you waiting long enough…
Bella: and…
Edward: Well, I bought us a private Island. There's a HUGE house on it and we'll have lots of privacy.
Emmett: Ooooohhhhh! Love connection!
Edward: Emmett!!
Bella: How the hell did you get in here?!
Emmett: I just hacked it stupid! You learn a lot; being around since the beginning of computers.
Edward: Don't call her stupid!
Bella: :b
Edward: …
Emmett: Oh, Edward. Just stop! You know you're only being a party pooper because you're embarrassed because you're a VIRGIN!
Edward: Emmett!! I'm gonna KILL you!!
Bella: Well thanks a lot Emmett for ruining this!
Emmett: My pleasure.
Edward: Oh, yeah Emmett. How do we know you're not lying about NOT being one.
Bella: Guys!!
All roll eyes
Emmett: Edward, be serious!
Edward: Yeah, yeah, I don't need dirty details. I already had to read your mind on Valentine's day! (SCARRED FOR LIFE!)
Rosalie: Oh, he is definitely not a virgin!
Edward: How the hell did you get here!
Bella: Must we go through this again…
Rosalie: See you guys! Bye Emmett
Rosalie signs off
Emmett: …
Edward: So, as I was saying Emmett…GET LOST!
Emmett don't have to tell me twice.
Emmett signs off
Bella: So…where were we?
Edward: Oh, my god!
Bella: What!?
Edward: Why, oh, why!
Bella: Edward! What is it!
Edward: Bella, love, may I come to your house. I need to get away from here…fast!
Bella: Of course…but why?
Edward: Emmett…and Rose…WHY!?
Bella: are they…?
Edward: Oh, god! They're being extremely loud!
Bella: (blushes) How loud!
Edward: Sorry I've got to go. They're doing this on purpose…
Bella: Haha, okay. See you in a few.
Edward: OH, MY…
Edward signs off
Bella: …wow
Okay, so it was a stupid story…and not that funny…but I was REALLY bored. Please review! Just click that little purple bluish button at the bottom. It's MAGIC!
