Ok, so, even thought it's Easter morning, I'm really bored. Sooooo…on with the stupidity!

This is an AIM conversation with the Cullens/Bella.

Bella: Hi, Edward.

Edward: Hello, love. What's this for?

Bella: I thought it would be fun to talk to you on AIM. I was BORED!

Edward: Okay…well it sounds fun.

Bella: Our wedding is on 3 days can you believe it!?

Edward: I've waited so long. Bella, I can't wait to be with you!

Bella: Edward, you said you would tell me where were going on our honeymoon a week before the wedding; and you still haven't told me yet!

Edward: Okay Bella, I guess I've kept you waiting long enough…

Bella: and…

Edward: Well, I bought us a private Island. There's a HUGE house on it and we'll have lots of privacy.

Emmett: Ooooohhhhh! Love connection!

Edward: Emmett!!

Bella: How the hell did you get in here?!

Emmett: I just hacked it stupid! You learn a lot; being around since the beginning of computers.

Edward: Don't call her stupid!

Bella: :b

Edward: …

Emmett: Oh, Edward. Just stop! You know you're only being a party pooper because you're embarrassed because you're a VIRGIN!

Edward: Emmett!! I'm gonna KILL you!!

Bella: Well thanks a lot Emmett for ruining this!

Emmett: My pleasure.

Edward: Oh, yeah Emmett. How do we know you're not lying about NOT being one.

Bella: Guys!!

All roll eyes

Emmett: Edward, be serious!

Edward: Yeah, yeah, I don't need dirty details. I already had to read your mind on Valentine's day! (SCARRED FOR LIFE!)

Rosalie: Oh, he is definitely not a virgin!

Edward: How the hell did you get here!

Bella: Must we go through this again…

Rosalie: See you guys! Bye Emmett

Rosalie signs off

Emmett: …

Edward: So, as I was saying Emmett…GET LOST!

Emmett don't have to tell me twice.

Emmett signs off

Bella: So…where were we?

Edward: Oh, my god!

Bella: What!?

Edward: Why, oh, why!

Bella: Edward! What is it!

Edward: Bella, love, may I come to your house. I need to get away from here…fast!

Bella: Of course…but why?

Edward: Emmett…and Rose…WHY!?

Bella: are they…?

Edward: Oh, god! They're being extremely loud!

Bella: (blushes) How loud!

Edward: Sorry I've got to go. They're doing this on purpose…

Bella: Haha, okay. See you in a few.

Edward: OH, MY…

Edward signs off

Bella: …wow

Okay, so it was a stupid story…and not that funny…but I was REALLY bored. Please review! Just click that little purple bluish button at the bottom. It's MAGIC!