How to annoy a Jedi.
basically, how to annoy Luke,
1. Pour honey and Chewbacca hair in his boots.
2. Cut off his hair mop while he's sleeping.
3. Shear his Jedi robes into a minidress.
4. Point out that R2 has lots of scissors. LOTS of scissors.
(thanks to Wribbet)
5. Tell him you love him... in front of Mara.
6. Turn the heat up in his room, set up a Tatooine backdrop and proceed to pinch him and tell him it was all a dream.
7. Wire R2-D2 to annoyingly mimic everything he says.
8. Hotwire his skyhopper.
9. Cackle like Palpy during his lectures.
10. tell him hiis father is really palpatine
11. tell him Jaina and Jacen are really his kids- infront of Han and Mara.
12. Switch his Jedi lightsaber for a Sith one
13. Call him bunny face (have you seen those teeth?)
14: tell him he looks like Zac Efron, when he askes who, say, you know, the one dude from High School Musical, who's dating the girl who posed naked- then run.
15. Repeatdly poke him , and blame it on Yoda.
a/n: not good, but come on, i was bored and there was nothing better to do. this is the sequal to my what not to do around a demented sith lord fics- check em out.
