Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters!
This is my first story so far...
"Good morning kids!"
"Good morning Niou-sensei!"
"Hm...where's Yagyuu?"
"Niou-kun sorry that I'm late!" Yagyuu came dashing in. "No problem..."
"Yes there is! I was late! I'm such a bad boy!"
"Whatever! So what will we be learning the kids today?"
"Uh...you mean teaching right?"
"Ah right! Today's lesson will be about Yagyuu's sexy, irresistable, hot-"
"Niou-kun! Do we have to go through this again?"
"Sigh...fine..."
"Ok kids today we will be going on a field trip."
"To where?"
"To the zoo."
"Ore-sama doesn't want to go to the filthy, yucky zoo!"
"Well you have to...Keigo-kun."
"Hmph! Ore-sama hates the zoo!"
"Will there be snacks!?"
"Yes Bunta-kun there will snacks."
"YES! Dibs on the biggest pack!"
"Marui-kun! Marui-kun! Look I can make bubbles with my spit!"
"Ugh! That's so disgusting! You're so...uncooliest. I can make one in the bathtub!"
"Cool teach me how to make one!"
"Alright! Alright! Kids let's get ready to go!"
"Waiting for the bus stinks!" Niou was getting impatient. "Ok then let's sing our hearts out while we're waiting for the bus!"
"Sensei how do we sing our hearts out? Do we scream until it comes out? Our do we use tweezers?"
"No Kojiroh-kun it's just-"
"Oh here comes the bus!"
"YAY! Let's go to the zoo!"
"Hurray...to the zoo..."
"Niou-kun you seem depressed..."
'Why? Why the zoo? Why can't we just stay here and talk about Yagyuu?"
"Well kids we're here!"
"Wow! Look Ryou! Look at that gorilla!"
"Atsushi that's Niou-senpai..."
"You calling me a gorilla!? Why you little-"
"Niou-kun! Don't attack the kids!" Yagyuu brought out a wooden thing.
"Oh no! Not the BOE!"
"What's a BOE?"
"It's-it's the Board Of Education!!"
"Cool! Does it make you smart?"
"No it hurts you badly..."
"Come on Niou-kun...let's begin the field trip."
"Now we will go in groups of two."
Yagyuu divided the group evenly. "Ewww...I'm stuck with Niou-sensei."
"Atsushi! Don't say stuff like that! You could get into trouble!"
"That's right Atsushi-kun! If you say something like that again I'll be forced to give you big time punishment!"
They went to check out some animals. Niou was complaining all the way. "Aw man this is probably one of the worst days I've ever had!"
"Don't be mad Niou-sensei. At least you have me on your side!"
"Be quiet Akaya-chan..."
"Besides what can go wrong?"
"Every calendar's days are numbered...pffft!"
"What sucks even more is that I have the kid that tells terrible puns!"
'I bet Yagyuu didn't want this annoying brat!'
With Yagyuu...
"Look Yagyuu-sensei! Hippos!"
"That's nice. I wonder how Niou-kun's doing..."
"Oh well...I know for sure he's a responsible guy and I can trust him 100 percent!"
With Niou...
"Ah crud! Bunta you used almost all my money!"
"But the food here is really great!"
"My money..."
"You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it...pfft!"
"Man! Someone needs to kick him in the head!"
"That's Bane's job..."
"Let's just go see the dumb animals..."
"Remember if one of you gets hurt then it's not my responsibilty!"
"But you're our sensei! You have to watch out for us!"
"Marui-kun are you sure it's safe to go in here?"
"Akutagawa stop whinning and help me get over this wall...besdies there might be food in here!"
"Oh ok!"
Bunta and Jiroh went into the crocdiles spot.
"Hey where'd doofus and dumbo go?"
"Who?"
"Runta and Hiroh! I mean Bunta and Jiroh!"
"They're gone?"
"Shit! I have to find them before--before Yagyuu does something to me! Maybe he'll take me off his top 5!"
"Bunta! Jiroh where are you guys!?"
"Oh...what if something else happens?"
"Niou-sensei! Atsushi is lost! Please find my brother!"
"Who cares about him."
"Sniff...sniff...pwease sensei? I don't know what I'll do if Atsushi is-is..."
"Ok! Ok! I'll find the little guy."
"Sensei look at me! I'm riding on this horsey! Wheeee!"
"AHHHHHH!! That's not a horse! That's a rhinoceros!"
The rhino was wrecking the place. Soon a lot of animals came running all over the place.
"OH NO! The kids are letting the animals out! What will Yagyuu think of me now!?"
"Niou-kun how could you just let them do this!? You're a bad sensei!" Niou thought of all the bad things Yagyuu could do.
"Okay...okay just calm down and relax..."
"Che. Ore-sama is bored..."
Atobe looked over to the snake place. 'Oooo...Ore-sama's gots an idea...'
With Yagyuu...
"Alright kids. Let's go check out the elephants!"
"But the elephants are stinky though!"
"Come on Kiyosumi-kun. Just ignore the smell."
"How can I? It smells like the bathroom...when Niou-sensei uses it!"
"I know...it reeks doesn't it?"
"Uh-huh!"
With Niou...
"Shoot! This field trip is a wreck!"
"Ahhhhhhh! Niou-sensei help me!"
Niou looked to his left. He sees Akaya almost getting eaten by a lion. He threw a rock at it.
"Hey! Simba! Pick on someone your own size!"
The lion went after Niou. "Ahhhhhhh! Other than me! I'm not close to your size!"
Niou climbed onto a tree. "Hahahaha! What now? You can't reach me! You're so stupid and ugly!"
"Look at that big hairy thing around your neck! What's that for? To hide all the hickey bites I bet!"
Suddenly the lion jumped onto the tree too.
"Oh geez..."
"Sniff...sniff...Marui-kun I'm scared..."
"A-ah...we're dead either way..."
"Well at least they can't get up this tree..."
"Waaaaaaaa!!"
Jiroh started to cry. "I don't wanna die! Waaaaaaaa!! I wanna grow up and marry Atobe! And I wanna have kids with him(if it's possible)!"
"I'm too young and so not married to Atobe to die!"
"D-don't cry Akutagawa! B-big boys don't show thier baby side! Sniff..."
"But Marui-kun you're crying..."
"I'm not crying! There's just stuff in my eye!"
Niou finally got rid of the lion. He was all beaten up. Suddenly he heard his phone ringing. It was Yagyuu. 'Oh crap!'
"H-hello?"
"Niou-kun! How are things going?"
"Very good. Very good. How 'bout you?"
"We're fine. Let's met up at the entrance."
"Ah! I remember I have to uh...take Jiroh-kun to the bathroom! Gotta go! See ya!"
Niou started to look for the kids. "Keigo-kun are you in here? Nope nothing but trash."
"Snakes!!"
Niou heard people running and screaming for their lives. He saw a lot of snakes coming. "Holy-!"
"Who the hell released the snakes!?"
"Niou-sensei! Help me!"
"Keigo...he released them?" He rushed to see Atobe cornered by an anaconda. "Help Niou-sensei!"
"Ok looks like a job for Niou the Great! Don't worry Keigo-kun! I'll save your rich butt!"
Niou fought the snake. He finally won the ultimate battle. "Puri..."
"Niou-sensei! Are you alright!?"
"Yeah...did you released the snakes?"
"Well I sorta did..."
"Nice one."
With Yagyuu
"Hmm...where are those guys?"
Yagyuu saw a bunch of animals running around. "Oh my-!"
"Sensei?"
"...grrrr..."
"Yagyuu-sensei?"
"NIOU-KUNNNNN!"
"Hm? Did you hear something Niou-sensei?"
"Nope!"
Atobe and Niou went around the zoo to gather up all the kids.
"Help! Somebody help!" Niou saw Choutaro running towards them. "What is it Choutaro?"
"It's Shishido-san! He needs help!"
"Where is he?"
"Right over there!"
Choutaro pointed towards the tigers. "How'd he get in there!?"
"I don't know...but please sensei save him! I don't want him to die! I wanna marry him someday!"
"Whoa! Man are you gay or what?"
"I wouldn't be talking if I were you..."
"Oooooo! Niou-sensei got pwned!"
"Shut up Keigo!"
"Now to save wanna-be gangster."
"Hey! Ryoh-kun! Jump all the way over here!"
"How can I!? I'm too short for-...AHHHH!"
"What's wrong!?"
"I just called myself SHORT!"
"So!? Who are you Edward Elric!?"
"Just hang on!"
"Mew Mew Nioh Metamorphosis! Wait I don't have that kind of super power! Too much television."
"Ok tigers I'm going to teach you a big lesson on diet!"
Several minutes later...
"Thanks for saving me Niou-sensei..."
"No problem...that tiger was asking for it. Although I have more scars and bruises..."
"Let's go look for the others now."
"Oh Niou-kun's going to get it now."
"Sensei how would you know if it was Niou-sensei?"
"Can you not tell?"
"Um...no not really..."
"Who else would do this?"
"Um...another kid who is not in our class?"
"Don't get smart with me! I just have a feeling that it was a certain someday with the initials Masaharu Niou-Kun!"
"...right..."
"Well that's all of you..."
"Wait sensei! Where's my brother!?"
"Oh yeah the sushi kid..."
"It's Atsushi!"
"Whatever...now we have to meet up with the rest of the group in the front."
"B-but sensei! Atsu-"
Niou ignored him. "Sensei! Please!"
"Well I'm sure he's with Yagyuu or in the front already...or maybe he's--you know gone..."
"Sensei! Sniff...sniff...you're only making it worst!"
"Pfft! What am I supposed to do? Protect him?"
"Duh! You're a grown up!"
"Heh...yeah right...he's not my child so I don't give a fuck."
"Atsushi was right! You're a meanie!"
"Hey, hey, hey...I am a sensitive guy...I'm capable of compassion and understanding."
"Hey! Ryou!"
"Ah! Atsushi!"
"Blah, blah, blah...happy reunion...blah, blah, blah. Let's just hurry up so I can see my precious Yagyuu!"
They caught up with Yagyuu's group. Niou, of course, got his punishment.
"So how was your trip Yagyuu?"
"It went quite well...until you messed up the zoo of course."
"Oh yeah...sorry about that Yagyuu."
"Sigh...yeah I'm glad this day has ended...time does fly by fast..."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana...pfft!"
"Oh my gosh! I'm going to kick him!"
"Niou-kun! Don't do that! Do it with a metal shoe!"
"Don't worry sensei I'm on it!"
"Oof!"
Well I hope you enjoyed it...it is my first story.
So if you enjoyed it please review.
