Regal's Shoes
To start, yes I am aware of the fact that Regal's weapons are NOT shoes. I know what they are, but to add humor to my story, they will be SHOES! comprede? And just so I don't get sued by some physcopath, I'll quickly disclaim. I DO NOT own any of the Tales of Symphonia characters, or the shoes, but the house the characters are all living in is of my own creation. Got it? okay, this is my first one, so don't be too harsh..(oh, and by the way, please ignore the .doc after Regal's Shoes. I got a bit confuesed with the uploading instructions XD)
Regal
"My shoes suck." Regal said to himself, staring into his closet.
"Maybe you should get rid of some, and then go buy shoes that you like?" Colette suggested, sitting on Regal's bed, swinging her legs.
"Maybe I will." Colette got up and left.
"Venom...nah, too purple...Glory arts? are these supposed to be my "fun" shoes? Lloyd gets a paper fan, Colette gets a tamborine, and I get FREAKIN SHOES! Where is the logic in this world!" He grabbed a handful or two of shoes and threw them into the trash. He got up, put on a half-way decent pair of shoes, and went to the mall to buy new ones.
Lloyd
Lloyd was deciding what to wear, his pirate outfit, or his usual one, when he realised that his lucky belt was missing.
"Maybe I lent it to Regal..." He knocked on Regal's door, and when no one answered, he let himself into his room. He immediatly began digging through Regal's closet.
"Jesus Christ, Regal sure has a lot of shoes..." He was saying, when he felt something crawling up his arm. He yelled in surprise, and quickly pulled whatever it was out of the closet.
"I hate these.." Lloyd said flatly, staring angrily at Apocalypse, Regal's cursed shoes. He threw them aside, and continued to look through Regal's Closet.
"GOT IT!" He shouted when he found his lucky belt, underneath a shirt that was lying on the closet floor. He shoved all the things he threw out of the closet back into it, and began to leave the room, when he realised that Apocalypse was missing. He shrugged, he probably just didn't notice them. He grabbed the garbage, and took it out. That was when he saw Apocalypse running downt the street, using the little finger-like things on it's sides as legs.
"COME BACK HERE!"He shouted, and began to run blindly after Regal's runaway shoes.
Yes, I know it's not really all that funny. But it was funny to me when I came up with it, so bear with me..
