Why is a raven like a writing desk? I still don't quite know, but some things are better left a mystery. If everybody knew everything then nobody would know anything or to put it more simply; Never think of yourself to otherwise know more than what it might appear to others that you do or might know if not otherwise what you would have appeared to know to them would be otherwise. Time is a mystery as well nobody quite knows how it works, well I guess now it doesn't work seeing as there are some who believe I murdered it. It's my fault; NO they made me do it the voices the voices. It's my fault we are stuck in this endless loop of teatime. Not that I mind in the least. The truth is I'm not to sure what happened that day did I really murder time or after I lost my head did it simply stop to mourn me. I'm what is the word? Happy, eager, pleased, cheerful, delighted, sorry… no no absolutely not, joyful, thankful, glad! I'm glad time is dead. DOWN WITH THE BLOODY RED QUEEN! HA HA HA HA HA HA! Am I mad? Why yes I am thank you for asking. You would be to if you spent years trapped in a mountain of hats making them for a bloody tyrant who will never accept a single one! If the door mouse were to eat cheese and never tea cakes how much water would fill up the lakes?
