Are you a newcomer? Well then, we might have a problem! You see, there is another part to this, the backstory, really. It's called Sawbones, and you can read it by checking my profile!

Alright, I only finished Sawbones last week, but I still have spare time. School starts again, so less chapters. At least my small bout of Writer's Block is gone.

"Oh my god… Mac was right, the attack destroyed the RED base."

I heard music… But not a kind that makes me insane, a kind that calms me down, from the BLU base, or behind it.

"Bonesaws, close the portal."

I slowly walked over to where the music was seemingly emanating from. There, playing his violin, was the BLU Medic.

"Vot! Who zhe hell are you!"

The music abruptly stopped, as he noticed me walking towards him.

"You might remember me, Heavy might remember me, Archimedes definitely will. He follows me around, when he wants to."

"Vot… I don't know vhat your intentions are, but I don't vant to be involved."

"I know about everything, Doppleganger, the Freaks, the destruction of the RED base, and even the wall built in your base to separate the two teams!"

He removed his glasses to rub at his eyes, and he placed them next to his violin.

"How… How do you know about zhis?"

"I might have an informant of some sort."

That's when Archimedes decided to perch right on top of the goggles on my head.

"Vait… Zhis cannot be happening! I left you in the Museum at Teufort!"

"You didn't leave me, you died. Heavy then helped me get the Quick-Fix home, and got killed by a Freak. Madic."

His eyes glazed over, like he was thinking. His vision focused, he grabbed his glasses, put them on, and looked at me.

"Raus! Ve must let everyvone know zhat you vere attacked by a rogue Freak!"

"No… I'm alone on this mission. You can't help me. Chloroform bonesaw. Knock him out."

The bonesaw pushed up against his nose, and he collapsed. I threw him over my shoulder, and sneaked into the base.

Luckily, it was daytime, so everyone was outside, either arguing or flat out beating the crap out of each other.

I entered the Medibay and dumped Medic at his desk.

Hopefully he thinks he just fell asleep doing paperwork.

"Who is that?"

Come on, it's us! A vital part of you!

Quiet, Metacarpus! He doesn't understand what Australium does yet!

Shut up, Distal Phalange! I can make him understand!

METACARPUS! He can hear the conversation!

"A-are you guys part of my hand?"

Duh. We are made of two materials that barely stick together!

Metacarpus, please. He doesn't get it. We're made of Carbonadium, and Australium.

How's the chat with the big man, Metacarpus? Distal Phalange?

Hi Femur!

Guys, WE ARE CONFUSING OUR OWNER! STOP TALKING!

"So… Are you guys able to chat together?"

All bones in a body can. Only certain materials can communicate with the owner, however, the materials that I know, are Australium, Graphene and Carbonadium. We are made of all three, but because of this, only one or two bones in each section of the body can talk to you.

Occipital! Would you IDIOTS stop talking!

"Occipital, what can you do for me?"

I am able to give insight during battle, and it's possible for me to slow time as you perceive it.

"That could be helpful, how about you, Femur?"

You already know that, mate. When you played that CSB Theme, which was guitar, not the original version, us leg bones took it as an overdrive command, so we made you run faster.

Same with the magic, the electricity was me and Distal Phalange receiving orders!

Who dares wake me up?

Calm down, third Vertebra, mister man here just started talking to us!

"So… I have part of my hand, skull, leg, and spine talking to me?"

You got it.

"What can you do, Vertebra?"

I can make you invisible. Which you need now, as someone is walking towards here.

"Alright."

Most people freak out when they start talking to their bones. The people that can anyway.

Here we go!

I slowly walked out of the room, and almost ran into the RED Soldier and BLU Demoman arguing over something ineligible. Probably the large bloodstain on the former's uniform.

Neither saw me, and I had to push myself into the wall.

"Ah don' bloody care if this wahs an accident!"

"The bullet was supposed to enter the target! I never meant to hit you, Private!"

I ran into something invisible.

Everything went black.