Pong: A narrative
By: Todd
'Bloop Bloop Bloop' the little white ball blooped.
'Bloop' the white ball hit a wall.
'Bonk' Paddle #1 hit the white ball.
'Bloop' the ball went flying across the room.
'Bleep' paddle #2 hit the ball.
'Bloop' the ball says ow.
The ball goes past paddle #1 and hits the wall +10 points.
'Bleep bloop blop!' paddle #1 curses at paddle #2.
'Blomp' the white ball gets hit by paddle #1, it hits a corner and goes past paddle #2. +15 points.
'Blep Beep bloop' paddle #2 curses at paddle #2.
The winner is Paddle #1.
Final score: Paddle #1-15 points paddle #2-10 points.
*zooms out to an arcade room*
"Darn it Paddle #1! You always beat me!" yelled paddle #2
"Ya know why? Coz I'm the best paddle!" replied #1
Both paddles begin to whack each other by head butting.
We leave these peaceful paddles to themselves now.
THE END
So how did you like it. It was supposed to be funny, Next episode Paddle 1 vs. Paddle 2 in a deathmatch featuring a white ball!
To be continued…………
By: Todd
'Bloop Bloop Bloop' the little white ball blooped.
'Bloop' the white ball hit a wall.
'Bonk' Paddle #1 hit the white ball.
'Bloop' the ball went flying across the room.
'Bleep' paddle #2 hit the ball.
'Bloop' the ball says ow.
The ball goes past paddle #1 and hits the wall +10 points.
'Bleep bloop blop!' paddle #1 curses at paddle #2.
'Blomp' the white ball gets hit by paddle #1, it hits a corner and goes past paddle #2. +15 points.
'Blep Beep bloop' paddle #2 curses at paddle #2.
The winner is Paddle #1.
Final score: Paddle #1-15 points paddle #2-10 points.
*zooms out to an arcade room*
"Darn it Paddle #1! You always beat me!" yelled paddle #2
"Ya know why? Coz I'm the best paddle!" replied #1
Both paddles begin to whack each other by head butting.
We leave these peaceful paddles to themselves now.
THE END
So how did you like it. It was supposed to be funny, Next episode Paddle 1 vs. Paddle 2 in a deathmatch featuring a white ball!
To be continued…………
