A/N : K so, this is a series of one-shots :) it's really funny. The stories are true stories, but not mine. They are from Seventeen, the embarrassing, So I've decided to make them into one-shots about Troy and Ryan. Enjoy and review!

I do NOT own High School Musical, and these stories are based on embarrassing moments from Seventeen Magazine.

"Wow, that was a great movie." Ryan said to Troy, his boyfriend. They were outside the local Cineplex waiting for Troy's mom to pick them up.

"Yeah I thought it was really good. What was your favorite part?" Troy asked Ryan as he slipped his hand on Ryan's waist.

"…um I think I liked the part when you held me, but wasn't that through the whole movie?" Ryan answered with a giggle.

"Oh sorry, I thought you might run away…" Troy said as he winked.

"Awee but Troy, we've only been dating a week, why would I run away from you. Especially since we haven't even kissed!" Ryan joked causing Troy to blush.

"I think in 2 seconds that might change." Said Troy with a hint of sultry in his voice.

He grabbed the back of Ryan's neck and pulled him in for a kiss with all his force.

Now Ryan always thought his first kiss would be intense and special. And he also thought his first kiss with Troy would be even better than that. But he was wrong.

Troy's lips were so wet and slobbery. It was almost as if someone was spitting on his mouth. His lips were pressed so hard against Ryan's that there definitely will be a bruise there tomorrow. Troy was also puckered up like a fish and was making a funny smooching sound. If kissing was this vile, Ryan thought, than this will be his first and last one.

Finally Troy separated from Ryan's lips but came back and gave his wet slobbery lips another peck.

Troy was grinning big and Ryan's face was soaked and red from embarrassment.

'God, I hope no one saw that.' Thought Ryan.

*Honk*

"Way to go! First Kiss! Whoop whoop!" Yelled, Troy's mom from her van.

Just when Ryan thought he was going to die of embarrassment from that kiss, Troy's mom had to see it.

"I told you I was going to, Mom!" Yelled Troy with a big grin. While Ryan's face was redder than a tomato.