Once upon a time there was a retard named Roxas who liked punk rock. He wasn't really retarded but he was a punk. His alter ego name is Sora who is the exact opposite of Roxas: responsible, polite, caring…well you get the point. Anyway, they have a common enemy though his name is Riku. He always tries to steal Kairi from Sora and both Sora and Roxas try to stop him and always succeed until today.

Today started seemingly normal: Sora and Roxas laughing at Riku's uhhhhhh… "sick" dance moves but today Riku got mad because he finally figured out that they were not laughing at how awesome he was. So he decided to tell Kairi how mean Sora was being to steal Kairi from him and maybe get a hug in the process. Sweet, he thought as he walked over to her. Meanwhile, Sora was licking his sea salt ice cream viciously.

After a few minutes he heard Kairi calling his name so he rushed to her side while chewing the crap out of a breath mint. "Hiya Kairi, what's up?" Sora asked, still chewing the crap out of that breath mint. "I was wondering," Kairi stopped. "Yeeaah?" Sora said as he gestured for her to go on. "I was wondering how you could be so mean to Riku!?" Kairi said. "Huh?" Sora replied feeling confused.

"Riku said you and Roxas were laughing at him." Kairi told him. "Yeeeah funny story about that-" Sora was cut off by Kairi. "Anyway I can't go to Taco Bell with you tonight because I told Riku I'd get ice cream with him tonight after he told me how mean you were… well see ya!" Kairi explained." NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sora screamed he turned to Kairi "This might take a few minutes…NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sora screamed again. "I think I'm done." Sora told Kairi.

Later, Sora and Roxas sat in Sora's room and discussed plans to get back Kairi. "Hhhhmmmm…uh we could…we could shoot him or we could……. I got nothing. How 'bout you, Sora?" Roxas thought out loud. "Well, we could make him scared then he would act like the girly man he is!" Sora suggested and they both agreed they would make Riku expose how girly he was one way or another. the next day was when operation Riku's a girly man began.

Sora and Roxas would make Riku laugh a girl while he was on a date with Kairi. They were eating lunch at the Destiny Islands McSora's and since it was Sora's restaurant there was a secret underground passage under every booth. Well, Riku is obviously a dumbass so he doesn't wear shoes. Sora and Roxas were planning to tickle Riku's feet with a feather so he will laugh like a little girl in front of Kairi.

Roxas and Sora crept through the tunnel listening to Riku show off. "I'm sorry I'm late but I was just pumping iron today, and I lifted 5000 pounds with my pinkie!!!!" Riku said obviously impressing Kairi with his lies. Roxas lifted the feather but noticed that Riku's feet were in the air like he stabbed Botox in his legs. Wait no…now Riku was playing footsies with Kairi. Sora pulled out his Keyblade and jabbed Riku in the leg.

"$#$$$#!!!!" Riku screamed with rage. "Ohhhh, crap." Sora said as Riku noticed them in the tunnel below. "Hey look, Kairi," said Riku. "There's magical leprechauns under the floorboards!" When Kairi looked down, there was nothing there. Kairi thought he was crazy.

STAGE ONE OF OPERATION: RIKU'S A GIRLY MAN COMPLETE.