TIME to find Cortez's wallet
one day in a futuristic time travelling planet far far away sergent cortez decides to take the day off and while walking down the street sees a timesplitter so he walks over to it and has a friendly conversation with it,as you do,so while cortez is talking to the timesplitter which is at this moment trying to eat his face off, this is creating a distraction.So Jacob Crow takes Cortez's wallet and walks off , Cortez finishes talking to the timesplitter and tries to walk off when he finds that the timesplitter has bit his nose and leg off ,he hops down to the nearest donut shop to buy some donut (because he is like an army/policeman and they always love donuts) he orders the double,double choclate with the cream inside he goes over to the counter to be served and he supprised when he sees thatthe gingerbreadman is serving.
"hey arent you supposed to be serving at the bakery ?" says cortez
"yeah i quit that job, apparently they had messed up the words it was supposed to be looking for a gingerbreadman to be SERVED at the bakery instead of SERVING at the bakery" said the gingerbreadman .the gingerbreadman tells cortez that the donuts will cost $5, Cortez reaches for his wallet and finds out its not there so he steals the donuts and runs off. later while checking his suspect list of his three top criminals and eating his donuts he sees criminal number three Mr. Big and decides to pay him a little visit. at the gangsta club ran by Mr.Big, cortez sees a goldfish shop and sees that robofish is in there
"hey little fella why hasn't anyone bought you yet ?" says Cortez
"because all the customers think i'll run away" said robofish
Cortez walks up to the counter and buys robofish, while Cortez isnt looking robo fish runs towards the door Cortez shoots robofish and robofish falls down. Cortez takes the legs off of robofishes robot body to replace the one the timesplitter ate earlier. Cortez walks up to the meeting room to see Mr.big with robofish in his arms.
(characters of this story are copyright of timesplitters and edios)
this is my first chapter of my first story hope y'all enjoyed it chapter two coming soon
