How to annoy Alice Cullen…

Spend ALL of her money on clothes from vintage clothing stores.

Give her a lollipop for being a "good little girl"

Tell her she has too many shoes

Set her closet on fire

Turn into a werewolf and go to her house everyday so she can't see

Spray paint her clothes all tie dye

Play the "That's So Raven" theme song when you see her

Make Rosalie claw her eyes out (Rose is perfectly capable of doing so…) and ask if she saw it coming

Cash out her credit cards

Put her credit cards and purse on the top shelf of her closet and tell her to jump