How to annoy Alice Cullen…
Spend ALL of her money on clothes from vintage clothing stores.
Give her a lollipop for being a "good little girl"
Tell her she has too many shoes
Set her closet on fire
Turn into a werewolf and go to her house everyday so she can't see
Spray paint her clothes all tie dye
Play the "That's So Raven" theme song when you see her
Make Rosalie claw her eyes out (Rose is perfectly capable of doing so…) and ask if she saw it coming
Cash out her credit cards
Put her credit cards and purse on the top shelf of her closet and tell her to jump
