"YES!" screamed Lord Voldemort suddenly during a Death Eater meeting, making all of his minions look at him in shock and fear.

"Milord?"asked Severus cautiously as he had never seen the Dark Lord act like this before.

"Lucius, I want you to summon your son here. Immediately!" ordered Voldemort cooly, trying to keep his voice from cracking up and betraying the giggles that bubbled in his throat. He had an image to live up to, after all.

"M-Milord..." whispered Lucius mortified as his already pale face drastically paled even more, making him look like a corpse.

"I said immediately, Lucius!" hissed the Dark Lord and glared at Malfoy. He knew that the other couldn't find an excuse not to do so, because it was the Christmas vacations and young Draco was at home.

A few seconds later, the blonde boy appeared inside Riddle Manor, laying on the floor with another body pinned under his. Not only that but the two bodies seemed to exchange a lot of saliva judging by how deep their tongues were stuck in each other's throats. Everybody was absolutely perplexed when they saw the tuff of black hair and caught a glimpse of the emerald green eyes.

"It's Potter! Catch him!" screamed Bellatrix, making the two teenager spring apart and look around fearfully. Just as the Death Eaters were about to cast their curses, all of their wands flew from their hand in the Dark Lord's palm.

"I knew it!" said the wizard in a sing-song voice as he twirled around, his robes following swiftly around him, as he danced something between ballet and waltz.

"Draco and Harry sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G." he sang before falling on the ground in a series of giggles. Screw the I'm-the-darkest-and-scariest-Dark-Lord-who-has-eve r-lived image. His OTP was real and he saw them snogging with his own eyes.

"God bless Facebook for the lack of privacy!" he laughed as he proceeded to show everybody Draco's status and Harry's reply to it.

"OTP IS REAL, OTP IS REAL, OTP IS REAL..." he sang as he continued to twirl around until he got out of the room. Harry couldn't find the strength to wriggle out of Draco's embrace, as he, along with all of the Death Eaters, stared after the Dark Lord in shock.

"So-o...crumpets, anybody?" asked Harry, remembering that crumpets were the thing that the Minister said most often during his stay at the Leaky Cauldron right after he had blown up his aunt Marge.

"I prefer tea." said Draco cheerfully and sat on one of the chairs, pulling Harry to sit on his lap.

"Yes, yes I agree." mumbled the Death Eaters trying to ignore the sound of their Master who was still laughing and singing. Despite their bet efforts however, inn the distance, they could still vaguely hear:

"OTP IS REAL, OTP IS REAL!"


A/N: I don't even know what that is supposed to be. I just saw a facebook Drarry convo that had the Dark Lord saying "LOL. Draco and Harry sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" so I just wrote that. If anybody wants the photo, I'll put the link in my profile.