Mario begins a new day, ready for fun and frolic. But, it quickly turns into a big new adventure for him. Join Mario and his new partners on a supposedly humorous adventure through the Mushroom Kingdom, Paper-Style!
Episode 1
Mario: Ah, another wonderful day!
Mario is sitting peacefully outside his house while Parakarry comes to deliver a letter.
Parakarry: Hey, Mario, this is a letter to Luigi. Probably fan mail.
Mario: Wahzufackleradda! How do you know my name?!
Parakarry: Aw, come on, Mario, a lot of people know you. Now take this to Luigi, please.
Mario: Everyone knows me? What?! WHAT?!?! I must hide my identity!
Mario runs away into his house. Before he goes in, though, he walks back to Parakarry and takes the letter.
Luigi: Hey, Bro. Why do you look so freaked out, huh?
Mario hands over the letter to Luigi then shouts.
Mario: EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM!! WACKALAFAHOWHO?!?!
Luigi: Uh... You... Of course, Bro. You're famous... Hey, looks like I'm famous too. Nice.
Mario: But, I can't have everyone knowing me! I must hide my identity!
Mario runs out of the house to find a way to hide his secret identity.
Luigi: Meh... I'm sure he's fine. Ever since he was done with that big adventure through Rogueport, he's been a tad weird. Now...
Luigi takes a look at his letter.
Luigi: Oh, cool! I have a fan club at this place called... The Rare Witch Project Forums? Hm... Never heard of that...
Mario: There! No one will recognize me if I'm wearing this W Emblem badge!
Mario is very confident that everyone will think of him as Wario. While walking back to his home, Mario encounters a Buzzy Beetle with a spiked, red shell.
Buzzy Beetle: Hey, Mario!
Mario: Wah hah hah! I am not Mario! I'm Wardio! Who are'd you?
Buzzy Beetle: Uh... Wardio, huh? Yeah, OK... I don't think anyone's gonna fall for that.
Squin T. walks by and notices Mario.
Squin T. : Oh my gosh! Wario! You really lost weight!
Mario: Wah hah hah! I know, great, huh?
The Toad walks away.
Buzzy Beetle: ... Anyway, I'm Spiky Joe. Remember? From the Glitz Pit?
Mario: Oh, hi! Why are you here?
Spiky Joe: Uh... The...Er, the... Yeah, Miss Jolene let everyone go on vacation, yeah... And I wanted to find some excitement.
Mario: Ah... I was gonna-
Wario then sees Mario dressed as him.
Wario: !!!
He then walks away from them in shock.
Mario: -go home and sit. Maybe go to the Trouble Center, if I got bored enough.
Spiky Joe: The Trouble Center, huh?
Just then, a Bandit runs by and rams into Mario.
Bandit: Hey, watch it! Can't you see I'm trying to rob someone?! It's hard enough when everyone's looking, but when a random badge wearing doofus is standing in my way, I can't-
Spiky Joe: Hey, you can't rob someone!
Bandit: !!
The Bandit touches Mario and a curtain covers them. It goes up to reveal a stage with a cheap, cardboard background.
Mario: OK, RPG stuff again!
Mario/Hammer/Normal Hammer/ Mario smacks the Bandit with his hammer to do 2 damage.
Spiky Joe/Shell/Shell Shot/ Spiky Joe spins inside his shell and charges at the Bandit for 2 damage.
Bandit/Attack/Thief/ The Bandit charges at Mario. Mario does a Superguard doing 1 damage to the Bandit.
The Bandit became tame!
10 Star Points!
Bandit: Aw... Darn it! Killjoys!
The Bandit runs away, dropping a map.
Squin T. : Aw, thanks you guys! You saved my treasure map! You guys were like super heroes!
Spiky Joe: Hey, I guess we are! Mario, you think we-
Squin T. : That's Mario? I thought he was Wario!
Wario: !
Spiky Joe: -should fight crime?
Mario: Well, I am bored...
Spiky Joe: Alright! I guess getting kicked off the- I mean, er... Getting a vacation...yeah... was good after all!
Mario: Say, what's on that map?
Squin T. : I don't know... I have no reason for it, so you take it.
Mario: Now we have a mission!
Spiky Joe: But, you need a codename! Hmm... My spike is my trademark... And I say "spiketastic."
Mario: I'll be...
Squin T. : I recognize you by that lip warmer, usually.
Mario: Aha! I'll be Warmer of Lips! I say, "Lip Warming Goodness!"
Spiky Joe: Uh, how 'bout just Mustache?
Just Mustache: Yes, Just Mustache will do great!
Spiky Joe: Uhm... I meant, Mustache.
Mustache: That works too. Yes! Our new mission is to find out what this map is showing! Yes, this adventure will be most Mustache-ical!
Spiky Joe: I heard that this person called Russ knows a lot of things. We should ask him.
Spiky Joe and... Mustache go to Russ T.'s house. Mustache knows the way because he's visited him before.
Mustache: Wait! We need a theme song!
Spiky Joe: Uhm, why?
Mustache: All heroes have theme songs! Hm... Ah! I got one!
Spiky Joe and the Mustache!
Spiky Joe and the Mustache!
Fightin' crime, beatin' baddies up,
Solving Troubles in the Trouble Center!
Spiky Joe, with his Spike Top!
Mustache with his Mustache!
"Look at my Mustache!"
YAHOO!
Spiky Joe: ..............Uh.........Let's just.....continue our mission....
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