Hellsing News letter
Volume one, Number two January 26, 2004
Walter's corner I would like to remind all personnel that they are to turn any malfunctioning wepons in to me. I will service then and return it in a week's time. I also want to remind you all that that the annual Physical Fitness test is going to be on next month. Alucard had agreed to help train any personnel have problems. This is part of his punishment. Please report attempts to suck your blood. Seras has also agreed to help and provide protection.
Sera's Corner Sign up list are going up for next weeks raid on a suspected freak chip factory. There are two lists, one for my team and one for my master Alucard. The teams have to be even, so please every one doesn't just sign up to be on my team. Master is not that bad. The two soldiers who came up missing is just rumors. I am trying to convince Sir Hellsing to host a Dance for Valentine's Day. At the least we can make little bags and exchange Valentine cards. If you have any suggestions, please place them in my locker.
Integra's Corner I want to thank all personnel who participated in the bake sale the queen hosted for the needed. I also want to remind you that anti-smoking week starts today. If you must know I do not intend on participating. It is business if I smoke or not. The new training roster is up in the training room. Weapon's training will be on Mondays instead of on Wednesdays. That is the only time I can do my training.
Alucard's corner As you know I was caught selling master's undergarment. I was told that I could spend twenty more years in the cellar or extra duty. I am to help you weak humans train for the up coming Physical Fitness Test. I am not happy. I have a few ground rules. One, no stupid questions. Reserve them for Seras, for I am do not have time for this. I am to clean my master's bathroom for a year. While I was there I got a good idea on where to put a web cam. Please tune next week to my web page on some good old fashion shower time.
Volume one, Number two January 26, 2004
Walter's corner I would like to remind all personnel that they are to turn any malfunctioning wepons in to me. I will service then and return it in a week's time. I also want to remind you all that that the annual Physical Fitness test is going to be on next month. Alucard had agreed to help train any personnel have problems. This is part of his punishment. Please report attempts to suck your blood. Seras has also agreed to help and provide protection.
Sera's Corner Sign up list are going up for next weeks raid on a suspected freak chip factory. There are two lists, one for my team and one for my master Alucard. The teams have to be even, so please every one doesn't just sign up to be on my team. Master is not that bad. The two soldiers who came up missing is just rumors. I am trying to convince Sir Hellsing to host a Dance for Valentine's Day. At the least we can make little bags and exchange Valentine cards. If you have any suggestions, please place them in my locker.
Integra's Corner I want to thank all personnel who participated in the bake sale the queen hosted for the needed. I also want to remind you that anti-smoking week starts today. If you must know I do not intend on participating. It is business if I smoke or not. The new training roster is up in the training room. Weapon's training will be on Mondays instead of on Wednesdays. That is the only time I can do my training.
Alucard's corner As you know I was caught selling master's undergarment. I was told that I could spend twenty more years in the cellar or extra duty. I am to help you weak humans train for the up coming Physical Fitness Test. I am not happy. I have a few ground rules. One, no stupid questions. Reserve them for Seras, for I am do not have time for this. I am to clean my master's bathroom for a year. While I was there I got a good idea on where to put a web cam. Please tune next week to my web page on some good old fashion shower time.
