Ways to annoy Twilight Characters!

Bella

1. Tell her that you loved her until you saw Rosalie

2. Ask her if she's sick. When she says no, say "oh, I forgot, you ALWAYS look that way…"

3. Stare at her. All day.

4. When she asks why you were staring at her, say "That wasn't me"

5. Tell her Lauren is a vampire and is coming to join the Olympic Coven, just to be with her

6. Make her trip as much as possible

7. When you are alone with her, "accidentally" paper cut yourself, and ask her if she can make it better and shove it in her face

8. Talk about the day you did Blood Typing in science

Edward

1. Tell him Bella loves Mike

2. When he comes near you, say "WAIT! I need to get my garlic!"

3. Sing boy band songs in your head all day.

4. Have inappropriate thoughts/daydreams about Bella all day if you're a guy

5. Have daydreams about Bella being killed all day if you're a girl

6. Say that REAL men don't sparkle

7. Wear a Team Jacob shirt everyday

8. Ask Edward if he heard that joke Bella told you the other day

9. When he says no, say "But you can read minds-oh wait, u cant read HER mind!"

Jacob

1. When he's hungry, get him IAMS dog food

2. Sneeze when your around him and say that you're allergic to dogs

3. Say "BAD DOG"

4. Pour yellow dye on esme's couch and when she asked what happened say the Jacob peed on it

5. Wear a Team Edward shirt

6. Ask him if he considers himself a pedophile

7. When he sits or lays down say "good boy! "And give him a dog biscuit

Rosalie

1. Give her a baby doll for Christmas

2. Make a song about her being the only one without powers

3. Put a picture of Jacob on her car

4. Talk about how you cant wait to have children

Jasper

1. Say "humans are friends, not food" (I got that from Number-1-Twilighters)

2. Make fun of the Confederate

3. Send horny vibes when around him

4. Change your emotions every five seconds

Emmet

1. Ask him why his favorite animal to hunt is the grizzly bear if one almost killed him

2. Remind him that he lost an arm wrestling contest to a girl

3. Run and give him a hug and say "FINALLY! I've always wanted to hug you, but you were so SCARY! But not anymore! You're just like a teddy bear now!"…

4. …Then scream of terror when Edward walks in the room

5. Continuously ask him if he was hungry, because you heard that steroids make you ravenously hungry

Alice

1. Replace all of her clothes with clothes from the 80's

2. Tell her that Bella has decided to go on a 3-day shopping vacation

3. Then tell her you were mistaken

4. Constantly change your mind

5. Make all major decisions include the werewolves so she can't see you

Charlie

1. Tell him how Edward was in Bella's room every night

2. Tell him Bella caught an STD from Edward when she was 17

3. Ask him to borrow his gun repeatedly

4. Tell him that he has a half-vampire granddaughter

5. When he says "need to know only", tell him EVERYTHING and say that you thought he needed to know it all

6. Tell him Edward can read minds…his included

Mike

1. Say "Hey Mikey Poo!"

2. Give him a t-shirt with the picture of Bella and Edward kissing on their wedding day

3. Tell him the reason him and Bella weren't getting married, was because he wasn't persistent enough