AN: Hey people!
England: Weren't you working on You're here to help?!
AN: Yeah... but this idea for a story was stuck in my head and wouldn't go away .
England: Tis life the life of an author, I suppose.
AN: *nods* But don't worry! I'll have the next chapter of You're here to help, up lickety split!
England: Indeed!
AN: I just needed to write something funny since You're here to help is kinda getting depressing...
England: True, True.
AN: SO! Iggy, mind reading the disclaimer?
England: It's England -_- Anyway... NarutoNineTailsFury does not own Hetalia. So don't sure.
AN: OR YOU SHALL FEAR THE TAUNTING POWER OF IGGY'S EYEBROWS!
England: Excuse me? -_-
AN: Heh. heh.
England looked around the room, all of the magic pieces and gizmos were in place, all he had to do was chant. He smiled, that will show that frog! This curse will guarantee that frog's "beloved" hair would fall out! England chuckled to himself as he stood in the middle of the magic circle. Hopefully he wouldn't call a certain Communist...
"Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Mich-"
England was quickly interrupted as a certain voice yelled...loudly.
"England! Dude! What's up!?"
England's hand jerked, and he looked as the usual green shade of magic turned red.
"AMERICA, YOU DOLT! YOU MESSED UP THE SP-"
A large flash of white surrounded the room. "W-What happened..."
England looked around the room and saw America, unconscious on the ground.
"A-America?"
England rushed to America's side and shook the American. Thankfully America's eyes started flutter open. The one odd thing is that America's usual blue eyes flashed green, but that was it. They were back to their usual blue.
"A-America?" England repeated.
America sat up, "Yes?"
"Are you quite alright, chap? You did interrupt my spell halfway through. I have no idea what affect the spell could have taken."
America shook his head and stood up, "I'm quite sorry for interrupting you, I can't even remember why I came down here, but you have my dearest apologizes."
He started to head up the stairs, while England just stood starstruck. America... was using proper English...
America turned around when he was on top of the stairs.
"Would you like me to make you cup of tea?"
England numbly shook his head as America nodded and headed up the stairs, most likely to make a cup of tea for himself.
England stood there confused. No...this wasn't possible... America... didn't act like this... He rushed to one of his open spell books and feverishly flipped through the pages. His finger zoomed past the index, looking for the side effects America was exhibiting. He continued to flip through a couple more pages until he found what he was looking for,
"This spell has any countries act like the ones they were raised by,.if more than one country raised them, they will act like the one that raised them first." He read out loud.
"Bloody hell," England muttered as he closed the book with a slam. He would have to call an emergency meeting. The book clearly stated that the spell would wear off after a few weeks, but the other nations should be alerted. England went to the phone, located on a nearby table, and called Germany.
"Ja, You are talking to ze AWESOME GERMANY!?"
"Prussia? I need to speak to Germany!"
"You are talking to Germany, old man."
"Bloody hell. Not you too."
England quickly hung up the phone and started to call the older nations. They shouldn't be affected since they had raised countries. The spell book claimed that if you had raised a country/countries you would be immune to the spell. He told all of the countries the situation and started to head upstairs. He had to find a way to get America to the meeting. It shouldn't be too hard, he clearly was taking after England. As England stormed up the stairs, he heard a knock at the door. He sighed and went to answer it. There stood... um... uh... Canada! Yeah, that's it.
"Hello, ... Canada! How are you today? What brought this pleasant surprise?"
Canada smirked, quite out of character, and spoke. "Nothzing, Angleterre. Just thought zat you would like to bask in moi's beauty."
England deadpanned, of course. Canada would take after the frog. England pulled Canada into the house and sat him on the couch. He went to get America fro the kitchen and placed him next to Canada. They both started fighting instantly. England sighed. This would take a while...
He eventually was able to drag both of the squabbling nations to the meeting room, and when he entered...mass hysteria. Or at least more than usual...
Japan was apparently trying to get everyone to eat some Chinese cuisine, and he took to saying ~aru after his sentences like a certain old nation.
Germany was drinking beer, but he was also claiming to be "Much more awesome then my unawesome older brother" Which resulted in an awesome battle between him and Prussia.
Italy was off playing his frustrations off on the piano.
Romano was smiling at everyone and attempting to offer them tomatoes, which unnerved a lot of people.
And seemed that Russia was walking around begging people to be his friends, which also unnerved a lot of people.
In short... Mass Chaos.
England sighed as he sat the two countries he had dragged here, into there seats, and he walked to the front of the room.
"QUIET!" He yelled causing all of the fighting countries to stop.
"If you all want to go back to normal, I would suggest you all sit down and bloody try to solve this problem!"
France and Canada tsked at the same time, but other than that no one said anything.
England rubbed his throat, he couldn't imagine how Germany could do this all the time.
"This spell will wear off in a few weeks, so I suggest you either try to do research on a cure, or just deal with this for awhile."
England looked over all the nations as they nodded their head. He sighed and rubbed his temple. This was going to be a looooong couple of weeks..."
England walked out the door followed by many other countries. Except for Canada, Romano, and Germany.
All three seemed to be getting along. Which was surprising since Romano used to declare his utter hatred for the German.
They all smiled the same smile... a smile we used to see on a certain trio.
AN: Ok! What do you all think? If any of you were confused about what countries took after who, here's a list.
America: England
Canada: France
Germany: Prussia
Japan: China
Romano: Spain
Italy: Austria
Russia: Ukraine.
So, tell me what you think, and I'll be happy to hear from you all!
England: And she'll attempt to update You're here to help?! Soon, so please don't ask.
AN: Thanks for reading!
Austria: Any flames will ignite my passion to play piano.
(Austria and Italy start to play)
AN: Ok, then...
