Hi!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I'm in that mood again to kill. But guess who? RANDOM STUPID PEOPLE! YAY! And guess who gets to kill them? RANDOM INVADER ZIM CHARACTERS! YAY!

So please enjoy this fic, where I send doomed things to their doom.

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(At show)

Spooky (me): HI!!!!!!!!! Guess what? NO, GUESS! I'm gonna host this show! ^_^ It's a show I host when I draw a random stupid person, to be killed by a random Invader Zim character. YAY! **Drinks coke** **draws piece of paper** YAY! Today's killer is gonna be Dib!

(Dib runs up on the stage. Audience yells and screams. Someone says "YOUR HEAD IS BIG!")

Dib: Hello! AND MY HEAD IS NOT BIG, THANK YOU.

Spooky: Mmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm. **Draws another piece of paper** YAY! Jimmy Neutron, Boy Retard, gets to die!

(Jimmy runs onto stage. Audience is throwing junk at him, like GS2s and stuff. Jimmy catches a GS2, and Gaz tackles him and steals it. She runs away. Jimmy stands up, rubs his head, and walks up to Dib.)

Dib: But he's a retard!!!

Spooky: DUH! Another reason to kill him, Dib. Now, shake hands.

Dib & Jimmy: **refuse to shake each other's hands**

Spooky: I SAID SHAKE HANDS!!!!! **Forces both of them to shake hands** Good. Now, Dib, choose your weapon.

(A showcase pops up. It has a ham sandwich, coke bottle and toaster)

Dib: Ummmm, I guess the ham sandwich.

Spooky: Good. Now both of you please step into the arena.

Jimmy: What about my weapon?

Spooky: DID I SAY YOU COULD HAVE A WEAPON? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! SO SHUT UP AND NEVER EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!

Jimmy: **backs away**

Spooky: **smiles evilly** START FIGHTING!

(Lights focus around Dib and Jimmy. Dib looks like he's thinking, while Jimmy is running around in circles screaming. Dib sticks out his foot and trips Jimmy, Jimmy falls. Dib starts beating Jimmy with his ham sandwich, and Jimmy is still screaming, though this time screaming "NO, NOT THE PASTRIES!!!!" Dib continues beating, until Jimmy faints. Dib eats the sandwich and simply pokes Jimmy, and Jimmy dies.)

Spooky: YAY! HE'S DEAD! **Runs around screaming this**

Dib: **runs around victoriously** **screaming fan girls come, because they love Dib now even more since Dib killed the idiot Jimmy. They scream "WE LOVE YOU DIB!!!!!!!!"** ** Dib runs away**

Spooky: **stops running** **all serious** Thank you for reading this insane thing. If you would like to see some idiot killed, please submit it in your review (yes, you will review) with the IZ person killing him/her. Have a happy destino. **Continues running around**



A/N I already killed Rocket Power people, so don't ask them. Okay, one Zim character can kill them. BUT IT HAS TO BE A MINOR CHARACTER!!!