Don't ask me how the all of the Revolutionary Crew were able to be on the same bus. This takes place when the Squad is in 6th grade. Hamilton, Laurens, Laf, Herc, Peggy (she skipped a grade), and Madison are all 6th graders. Burr and Eliza are 7th graders and Angelica and Jefferson are 8th graders.
"Hey, Laf," Alexander whispered to his friend behind him. "I dare you to shout, 'I'm single'."
"Easy," Laf said with a smirk. He was already standing, (just like everybody on the bus except Burr) and with his arms flailing in the air, he shouted, "I'M SINGLE!"
Jefferson laughed from the back of the bus, "HE'S SINGLE AND READY TO DATE THE SHINGLES!"
The whole bus (that includes the bus driver) laughed except Lafayette, who glared at Jefferson and turned away.
"Wait a minute," Laurens said, across from Alexander. "Why is Burr still sitting? Doesn't he know the BEST BUS rule?"
"No, I don't think he does," Herc replied from behind Laurens, "Why don't you go and recite it to him?"
Laurens shrugged and walked over to Burr, who was sitting in a three seater with his only company being his clarinet case.
"Burr, it's time that you understand the BEST BUS rule. BEST BUS is an acronym for Bitch Everybody's Standing, Though Bitch, Ur Sitting."
Burr stared at Laurens nonchalantly until he stated, "I'm not a female dog," and turned in the other direction, fastening his already fastened seatbelt.
Laurens frowned and walked back over to the Revolutionary Squad, when he heard a shout from the back of the bus.
"My cousin just sent me porn!" Thomas Jefferson screeched.
"EW THOM-ASS," Peggy Schuyler yelled, "THIS IS A PG FUCKING BUS!"
"PG MY ASS, PEG-GAY SCHUYLER!"
"YOU WISH YOU WERE AS GAY AS ME!"
"GUYS, GUYS!" John cried, making the bus go silent, "We can all reason that there is nobody gayer than me, so shut your damn mouths."
Everybody on the bus nodded in content, and the bus was now as normal as it could possibly be.
Which isn't very normal.
