Okay you are about to read the Harry Potter Rap. To make this rap sound really cool you are going to need somebody else to be a beat box. Try getting your mom, dad, brother, sister, friend, grandma or pet hamster to do that. If you are a lonely orphan living on the streets with no friends or pet hamster – well, sorry for you. Anyway, here is my rap.

Harry Potter was walking on the street,

When he seemed seemed to here a very strange beat.

He went to see what it was,

And all it was, was a couple of doves.

Even though it was just a couple of birds,

He decided to make up a couple of words.

(you know for a rap)

He started to say bad stuff about Voldemort,

But then he started to complain how he was so short.

His best friend Ron was just so tall,

Harry just wished he would crash into a wall.

But he loved his best friend Ron,

I mean, they had a special bond.

It was then that Harry realized his life wasn't so bad.

It was actually pretty rad.

So this come to the end of are Harry Potter rap,

And now I'm going to go outside, and eat some sap.

WORD!