Inky: So I was browsing around through fanfics, and I realized that most are romance. While I have nothing against romances, sometimes I just want humor. No lovey-dovey, RIKU/SATOSHI/DARK/DAISUKE/(insert character here)!!! I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE!!! So I'm going to try.
Warning: I may not be funny. Whatever, let's see how it goes.
Disclaimer: I don't own DNAngel or the characters.
Blooper Reel
Episode 1:
Outside a window. Two people stand on a platform with a box.
Director: Ok, for the opening scene, hands Krad fake angel wings Put these on.
Krad: takes them and stares at them Does that say Claire's?
Director: ignores Ok, what's going to happen for the opening scene. We're going to throw you through that window points
Krad: looks behind him Excuse me?
Director: And you're going to fall.
Krad: …EXCUSE ME?
Director: And Dark's going to catch you.
Krad: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!
Director: backing away, lifts the cone to his mouth and takes a seat I know you're worried about how the scene's going to turn out
Krad: thinks 'yeah…that's it'
Director: We're going to shoot you punching Dark with the camera tilted and edit the film, so you don't need to worry about it. nod nod
Krad: …o…k…suddeny smirks and realizes 'I have real wings. So what if Dark doesn't catch me.'
Director: By the way, using your wings is in violation of our contract. holds up sheets of café napkins with Krad written neatly beside an x Break a leg!
Krad: eyes widening …erm, wait..uh
Director: AND ACTION!
Mio bursts out of the box. A picture of Daisuke is hanging from a stick tied around her head
Mio: DAISUKE!! runs towards Krad. PUSH
Krad: DAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Director: beaming Perfect!
Dark: He's such a talented actor smirk
Director: YEAH he is. I'm so glad I found him at that gay bar down the stree… looks at Dark What are you doing here?
Dark: I work here remember snickers
Director: O.O…oh shit splat is heard in the distance
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In Daisuke's house.
Director: Ok, so everyone knows the drill right? Your safety is of the utmost importance.
Krad: fighting with the Director's bodyguards in the background, homicidal look in his eye OH COME OONNNN! I just want to rip a finger off. ONE FINGER! I promise. No more after that.
Daisuke: slips in unseen. Hasn't been there, doesn't know the drill
Director: smiling AND ACTION!
Daisuke: opens the door I'm home. gently taps foot on the ground. Thinks 'huh, that's weird. I thought there was supposed to be a trap' takes a couple of paces and falls AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Director: CUT!32
Quick scene change. Daisuke is lying on his back off of the set panting heavily. Tears are streaming down his face in the classic anime style. Dark is beside him looking irritated and tired after saving him so many times.
Director: You guys all right. Mmm-hmmm. Ok, action!
Dark and Daisuke: HUH?
Director: MIOOOOOO….
Daisuke: already at door I'm home…. is his sixth time running the course. Has made it past the falling floor, and floor sensors. Suddenly tile in the ceiling moves. Instead of a banana peel…
Mio: Daisuke! launches
Daisuke: o.O
Director: CUT! DO IT AGAIN!
Take 632
Daisuke: trudge trudge I'm home…stares at floor …Fuck it. I'm going home.
