Me: I don't own Percy Jackson…
Chapter 1
Percy: Welcome to the Percy Jackson show! Starring me, the always awesome-
Annabeth: super awesome!
Avalon and Willow:* pushes Percy off the stage* WE ARE VICTORIOUS.
Lily: AVALON! WILLOW!
Willow: whattie?
Lily: GET YOUR BUTTS OFF THE STAGE.
Avalon: okay!
*Percy gets up.*
Percy: Okay, then. My sister's have mental problems.
Lily: percy? Who was the one who jumped of the ST. luis arch again?
Percy: point taken
Hunger Games fans (random): HUNGER GAMES RULE!
Leo: who are you guys? Why are you here?
Hunger games fan #1: because they said it was a hunger games convention!
Lily: REALLY! Ohhhhh
Willow: OH MY GODS. DID YOU BRING PEETA!
Nico looks at Willow
Willow whimpers: But you're cuter.
Nico smiles.
(A/N Willow and Nico are dating DON'T HATE ME! FRIEND'S IDEA)
Avalon: It's not…. And Lily, Willow YOU LIVE HERE!
Lily: YA, BUT, I LOVE HUNGER GAMES.
Jason: Did you read the book?
Lily: no but I watched the movie I HAVE ADHD IDOIT! YOU KNOW THAT, I'M YOUR SISTER!
(A/N Willow and Avalon are Percy's sisters and Lily is Jason's sister)
Percy: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING MY TIME!
Willow: it's not like you have any time
Percy: shut up kelp head!
Willow: No, Seaweed brain. Make me.
Lily: BE QUIET.
Annabeth: no birdie
Lily: YAY I'M THE MOCKINGJAY THE SIGN OF REBELLION!
Hunger Games fans: YAAA!
Camp half blood: YAA what are we screaming about?
Percy: YOU GUYS ARE WASTEING MY TIME!
Back stage dude: ya we're done
Percy: WHAT! I guess see you next time?
