Me: I don't own Percy Jackson…

Chapter 1

Percy: Welcome to the Percy Jackson show! Starring me, the always awesome-

Annabeth: super awesome!

Avalon and Willow:* pushes Percy off the stage* WE ARE VICTORIOUS.

Lily: AVALON! WILLOW!

Willow: whattie?

Lily: GET YOUR BUTTS OFF THE STAGE.

Avalon: okay!

*Percy gets up.*

Percy: Okay, then. My sister's have mental problems.

Lily: percy? Who was the one who jumped of the ST. luis arch again?

Percy: point taken

Hunger Games fans (random): HUNGER GAMES RULE!

Leo: who are you guys? Why are you here?

Hunger games fan #1: because they said it was a hunger games convention!

Lily: REALLY! Ohhhhh

Willow: OH MY GODS. DID YOU BRING PEETA!

Nico looks at Willow

Willow whimpers: But you're cuter.

Nico smiles.

(A/N Willow and Nico are dating DON'T HATE ME! FRIEND'S IDEA)

Avalon: It's not…. And Lily, Willow YOU LIVE HERE!

Lily: YA, BUT, I LOVE HUNGER GAMES.

Jason: Did you read the book?

Lily: no but I watched the movie I HAVE ADHD IDOIT! YOU KNOW THAT, I'M YOUR SISTER!

(A/N Willow and Avalon are Percy's sisters and Lily is Jason's sister)

Percy: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING MY TIME!

Willow: it's not like you have any time

Percy: shut up kelp head!

Willow: No, Seaweed brain. Make me.

Lily: BE QUIET.

Annabeth: no birdie

Lily: YAY I'M THE MOCKINGJAY THE SIGN OF REBELLION!

Hunger Games fans: YAAA!

Camp half blood: YAA what are we screaming about?

Percy: YOU GUYS ARE WASTEING MY TIME!

Back stage dude: ya we're done

Percy: WHAT! I guess see you next time?