|Cul-ED-Sac | |
|By: D. STONE | |
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|"I want to ride a pig," announced Ed. "Ed, why do you want to ride a | |
|pig?" asked Double D. "Because, they're soft and cuddly like mashed | |
|potatoes," announced Ed. "That's rabbits, Ed," announced Double D. "Those| |
|aren't rabbits those are bunnies," announced Ed. "Rabbits, bunnies, okay | |
|now why would you want to ride one?" asked Double D. "Because they come | |
|from Canada," announced Ed. "Those are moose, Ed," announced Double D. "I| |
|was I moose once," announced Ed. "Guys I have the scam of the century!" | |
|announced Eddy, "We build all of our scams together into the | |
|Cul-ED-Sac!" "Eddy, this is IMPOSSIBLE!" shouted Double D, "All of our | |
|scams into one, do you know how many scams we done?" "Um, twenty?" asked | |
|Eddy. "52 scams, that's going to take up this whole entire Cul-de-sac," | |
|announced Double D. "Actually only 42, Double D, you've added the rest of| |
|Season Four's episodes," announced Ed. "Stand corrected, 42 scams but | |
|still that's going to take up this entire Cul-de-sac," announced Double | |
|D. "So, let's get to work everyone tell your parents that your sleeping | |
|at my place," announced Eddy. | |
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|Double D's note: | |
|Mom and Dad, | |
|I'm sleeping at Eddy's house to finish a report due by the end of summer,| |
|Ed's there to and I brought every sleeping item necessary. | |
|Love, Eddward, | |
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|Ed's note: | |
|Mom and Dad, | |
|I'm going to Eddy's to sleep over, | |
|(Left blank) | |
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|Eddy's note: | |
|Mom and Dad, | |
|Ed and Double D are sleeping here today; don't bother knocking because we| |
|are asleep by 9. | |
|Eddy | |
|Night (past nine). "Eddy, I don't think I should be awake at this hour, | |
|and I'm getting sleepy," announced Double D. "Here Double D, have some | |
|warm milk, (hands him En-o-gee Drink from Over Your Ed)" announced Eddy. | |
|"I'm awake and ready to do any pointless scam building," announced Double| |
|D. "Hello, guys say were you watching The Monster ate my Pants, Yesterday| |
|on TV," announced Ed. "Well, let's get ready to scam!" announced Eddy. | |
|The Next Day. "Why is Chimp Wurld in my backyard?" asked Sarah. "Why is | |
|Ed-Land in my backyard, Plank?" asked Johnny. "Why is the Requiem for a | |
|Whiplash in my backyard?" asked Jimmy. "WHY ARE ALL OF THE DORKS SCAMS IN| |
|OUR CUL-DE-SAC!" shouted Kevin. "Welcome Kids, to the Cul-ED-sac, the | |
|most funniest, scariest, and Ed-iest Park in Peach Creek!" shouted Eddy. | |
|"Way cool!" announced Nazz. "Hey this is pretty cool," announced Johnny. | |
|All of the kids go to certain spots, Johnny goes to Requiem for a | |
|Whiplash, Jimmy to the Creek Cruise, and Sarah to the Eds Restaurants. | |
|"This is amazing," announced Jimmy, "I will give Eddy all my money for | |
|life passes to this park!" announced Johnny. "WHAT DID HE SAY!" shouted | |
|Eddy, zooms off to Johnny with a smoke symbol of a dollar, "Well, go | |
|right over to the front office and get your passes!" All the kids go | |
|running over to the front office screaming "Me first, me first!". "Here | |
|you go, one life pass, for Nazz," announced Eddy, 'Hmm, 10, 20, 30, 45 | |
|dollars, Double D were ranking in jawbreaker money!" "You dorks, except | |
|me to believe that this isn't a scam, you ain't see me in here, DORKS!" | |
|announced Kevin. | |
|One Month Later. "Mr. Eddy, the Cul-ED-Sac Inc. is working especially | |
|well and we reaching enough money to expand to California, New York, and | |
|Florida," announced Double D, "and your JBB inc. is in production for | |
|expansions in Cul-ED-Sacs," "Perfect, Jawbreaker Bank Inc. rises and | |
|Cul-ED-Sacs are perfect, Mr. Eddward, fetch Edward and get me Japan | |
|Flavor," announced Eddy, "Let's see, how is the Cul-ED-Sac is doing, | |
|(pushes button and puts up camera view of the Cul-ED-Sac) hmm," "Excuse | |
|me, Mr. Eddy but you've have a visitor(brings out a scuffed up Kevin with| |
|torn clothes)," announced Double D. "What do you want, dork, time is | |
|money and money buys jawbreakers," announced Eddy. "You owe me housing, | |
|Mr. Eddy, my parents are part of JBB Inc. and that should give me housing| |
|in the Cul-ED-Sac," announced Kevin, "This notice says: | |
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|Straight from the desk of Mr. Eddy Founder of Cul-ED-Sac and JBB Inc. | |
|I have put this on your door for spacing of the Cul-ED-Sac. All of the | |
|Cul-de-sac kids stay except you because of spacing for X-Games halfpipe. | |
|Out in three days or house is destroyed. | |
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|And my parents are part of JBB Inc. so give me my housing!" "Well, the | |
|X-Games halfpipe isn't built yet though footage of beginning the | |
|Cul-ED-Sac, (footage of Kevin saying: "You dorks, except me to believe | |
|that this isn't a scam, you ain't see me in here, DORKS!")" announced | |
|Eddy, "For the price of 20 dollars you keep your home though every month | |
|you pay again. "Excuse me again but the park is falling apart!" announced| |
|Double D. "WHAT?!" announced Eddy, "Oh-no Chimp Wurld is breaking | |
|everything else, uh-oh not good the whole place is breaking!" | |
|One Month Later. "Okay we loss all the money and the jawbreakers but | |
|will still have 75 cents," announced Eddy, "So let's get our self's some | |
|jawbreakers," "Not so fast, Dork," announced Kevin. (Eddy gets beat up by| |
|Kevin and sees Kevin going to the candy store) "Okay let's go home," | |
|announced Eddy. "This has been quite a day," announced Double D. "End of | |
|last sequence, fade to black," announced Ed. | |
|The Ed | |
