If you do not like badass Drunk Russians killing arnald shwartshenneger cyborgs,
GO FUCK YOURSELF
It was a normal day at Nikolai's Bar when an absoluteley random messed up man came through the door. "Aaaaw shit, onatha matha facking asshole wanting alchohol, why does nobady want da Vodca, It good for you, well at least it's good for your soul..." The hodded russian said to himself.
The fucked up man said- " whare is da sarrah coona?" " Da bitch is up yo ass either buy some Vodca, or go fuck yourself." The man looked pissed now" What is yo name asshole?" "Va names Nik. Bilinski, you wanna go?" Nikolai reached for his ray gun in his pocket. "Okay asshole, I've got shotguns, you've go-" At that moment he was interrupted by a bottle of empty vodca being thrown at his face. Nikolai reached for his ray gun.
Then the fucked up man could only see green as he was shot to the floor."Like I said before, go fack yourzelf!"
Hi I'm datanimekoala and this was a short crossaover of what would happen if Nikolai and Terminator met. And as you read, it's pretty fucked up!
