Warnings; Fluff.

Characters; Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, Owen Harper, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom,

Shows; Torchwood & Harry Potter

Disclaimer; I can safety say I don't own Harry Potter or Harry Potter (Even if I wish really, really hard)

Plot; Toddlers + Torchwood = Trouble.


Jack wandered through the HUB gathering his thoughts, the HUB was silent he knew Ianto was somewhere making coffee and Gwen was typing up the latest documents, Tosh was working on a artefact and Owen was feeding the Weevils. Jack had decided he needed to clear his head; he walked into his office and fell back onto his desk chair sighing heavily. He closed his eyes then listened to a cry?

He frowned and opened his eyes spinning around on the desk chair to look at a little raven haired toddler, with wide emerald eyes and round glasses; he had a little lighting scar on his forehead and tears running down his cheeks. Jack frowned and crouched down near to the little boy.

"Hello" the little boy sniffed and wiped his nose with his sleeve. "My name is Jack" the little boy titled his head slightly "What's your name?" the little boy opened his mouth to reply then let off another stream of tears. "Ay, ay it's okay" Jack said lifting the little boy up and hugging him close. The little boys hand found its way to Jack's braces tugging on them for comfort. Jack sat back down and looked at the little boy. He wiped the little boy's eyes then stroked his hair. "You okay now?" the little boy nodded softly. "So what is your name?"

"'arry" he whispered

"Harry?" the little boy nodded whilst pulling on Jack's braces. "Where do you come from?" the little boy frowned in thought.

"Hogwarts" He replied stumbling a little.

"And what's Hogwarts"

"School" Jack nodded and lifted the little boy taking him towards the boardroom where he'd hold a meeting to discuss the random toddler. He walked into the boardroom then frowned; Ianto was already there with a blonde haired toddler sitting on the table in front of him.


Ianto watched as Jack walked towards his office, he sighed he knew when Jack was tense and this was one of those moments. He sighed and turned to the coffee machine flicking the on switch and gathering the mugs. He slipped Jack's striped mug in the machine. He lent back on the table and sighed as he heard a little voice.

"Ow, hot" he frowned and turned to looked for the voice, he found it belonged to a little blonde boy who was reaching for Jack's mug.

"No don't do that" Ianto said picking up the toddler so he wouldn't burn himself. "If its hot don't touch it" the little blonde boy looked at Ianto with big grey eyes.

"Sorry" Ianto smiled and sat the little boy on the little stool then moved the steaming mugs out of reach.

"Who are you?" the little boy looked at Ianto as if to say 'You don't know', Ianto shrugged softly as the little boy sighed dramatically

"Draco Malfoy" the little boy replied stumbling over his words and looking frustrated that he was.

"Draco Malfoy – where are you from?"

"Hogwart" Ianto nodded.

"And what is Hogwarts?"

"Magic school" Ianto laughed and nodded.

"Alright" he picked up the toddler and took him into the boardroom, he sat him on the table then sat in front of him, he could see Jack walking towards the boardroom, maybe he knew what was going on. He looked at Jack then the little raven haired boy in his arms, Ianto frowned as Jack took a deep breath in.


Gwen sat playing solitaire, taking a break; she didn't feel like writing the report just yet. She completed the game and watched the little celebration fireworks fly across the screen.
"Wow" she heard the amazed voice behind her; she frowned and spun on the desk chair and looked at the little ginger boy who was standing there mouth gawped at the computer. She frowned.

"Hello" the little boy's mouth closed and a pair of blue eyes focused on Gwen. "Who are you?" the little boy quivered softly "Hey, hey don't cry. What's your name?"

"Won" Gwen smiled.

"Ron, okay. Come with me Ron" he nodded and took Gwen's out stretched hand. She began to lead him to the boardroom when she heard a little voice; she frowned and looked around until she saw a little bushy haired girl sitting at Tosh's desk. She walked towards her and crouched down as the little boy smiled

"'mione" he very nearly squealed, the little girl's eyes widened then looked at Gwen.

"Hermione?" the little girl nodded as Gwen hinted her off the chair, she held her hand and walked with them both towards the board room. The little boy skipping and the little girl talking about something – it sounded like she was talking about a castle.

She reached the boardroom and stopped gawping, Jack and Ianto where both sitting at their regular places but sitting on the table were a blonde and a raven haired boy, sitting opposite each other playing with a little stone like device, which delivered streams of colour into the air.

The little blonde boy pressed it coursing a series of reds, pinks and oranges into the air around them came a unified 'ooh' Gwen smiled and lifted both toddlers onto the table then sat opposite Ianto.


Tosh sat poking at an artefact which just looked like a stapler and she was convinced it was a stapler. She could hear someone dropping something behind her and automatically blamed Owen.

"OWEN BE QUIET" she called out and heard a whimper, she frowned and turned around surely she hadn't upset Owen, she looked around there was no one near her, she stood and walked around, she wasn't hearing things.

She heard something else drop but the sound remained her of rain on a tin roof, she turned and looked down, surrounding the nearest plant pot was mud and as she watched more flew out. She crouched down and looked at the little boy digging his hands into the mud, he was covered in it but found it hugely amusing. Tosh smiled and lifted him out the plant pot. "Hello" the little boy giggled covering Tosh's blouse with mud "Who are you?"

"'eville"

"Neville?" he nodded "I like that name" his grin grew

"Thank you" Tosh smiled and sat him down then got some wipes out her bag.

"Let's clean you up" he nodded and put his caked hands out to allow Tosh to wipe them. When the boy was satisfactory, she picked him up again and made her way towards the boardroom.

She walked in and subconsciously sat the boy beside the other toddlers on the table then sat beside Ianto. She took a double take then shook her head.


Owen walked down to the vaults carrying the bucket of meat , he murmured swear words to himself then stopped dead, in front of Janet's vault were two little boys, both red hair completely identical, they had their hands up and where growling in respond to Janet.

Owen frowned and rubbed his eyes, two five year olds where not standing in front of him. He placed the bucket down making both boys jump. They both looked at Owen then growled again. He frowned to which the both boys copied.

"Who the hell are you?" both boys covered their mouth

"Aww say swear" Owen growled himself which resulted in another growl from the twins.

"Who are you"

"Fred" the one on the left said

"No I'm Fred, your George" the one on the right said.

"No your George I'm Fred" Owen looked between them.

"Fred and George?" they both nodded then looked at each other

"He's Fred I'm George" the one on the right said.

"No I'm Fred he's George" the one on the left said then frowned, he'd just agreed.

"Alright you two are coming with me" he said grabbing their hands and leading them up to the boardroom. He walked in and looked at Jack then the cluster of children on the desk now all lying on their stomachs drawing pictures. Owen frowned as the twins tried to climb onto the table and instead decided on sitting on the two chairs that spun around.
"What the hell is going on!"


Jack sighed as Ianto reappeared carrying five coffees and seven glasses of milk. He handed around the glasses then the mugs then took a seat.

"What's going on Jack?" Gwen asked.

"Why do I automatically know!" he bit then took a gulp of his mug. They all looked at him as he shook his head "Sorry, but Torchwood and Toddlers do not mix" they all agreed "It's dangerous here, I mean there's no where they can play or sleep"

"Can't we just lock them in a vault" Owen mumbled.

"OWEN" all four of them snapped making the toddlers look up in shock.

"Owen" they all repeated in babyish voices, they laughed as Owen huffed.

"Alright, Tosh and Gwen go to the shops, we don't know how long we've got them for and we'll need clothes, plastic cutlery, plates – I am not trusting them children with these mugs" Gwen and Tosh nodded and went to stand "Suitable footwear would be handy also" they nodded together then left the HUB. Jack then turned to Owen. "I need you to do a full biological scan on each of these kids; I want to make certain none of them are injured, make sure there aging properly make certain they are." Owen nodded "I want a profile on each of them so we know names, birthdays, parents stuff like that have you got it?" Owen nodded quickly. "You lot" all the toddlers looked at him with wide eyes. "Behave for Owen, let him scan you, behave okay?" they all nodded as Jack looked at Ianto. "You're going to help me find out about this Hogwarts and any other information we can find alright?" Ianto nodded then stopped.

"Who's going to look after them?" Jack sighed.

"Owen is getting them" Ianto nodded then pulled the keyboard towards him typing in

'Hogwarts School' they watched as a castle appeared on the screen all the toddlers squealed and pointed as Ianto read the description. "Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a British wizarding boarding school which is located in Scotland, inside Hogwarts Castle. The castle is in the mountains near a loch. The precise location can never be uncovered because the school is hidden by the most powerful spells possible, and is Unplottable." Jack frowned and rubbed his head.

"There magic – oh great" Ianto chuckled softly then nodded.


I just had to do it ;)