1. dye his hair with zoros hair dye...watch his face after he notices his hairs pink!

2. pour orange soda down his pants.

3. put signs around the ship in bold letters saying COLA SUCKS!!!! PANTS IS THE NEW COLA!

4. call him captain chicken fingers nonstop

5. throw mustard and steak sauce and say they go good with chicken fingers!

6.try to kick him in the balls. it might be made of metal too so just to be save, wear super hard steel shoes, THEN kick him in the balls!

7. take pictures of his face! it may be funnier than sanjis after HE got kicked there!

8. ask him all the time if you could see if you can fit in his stomach.

9. actually try when hes not looking.

10. call him puff the magic dragon.

11. paint his nose purple

12: cover his nose in mickey mouse stickers.

13. tell him to wear namis clothes.

14. steal his cola and say he has to put on pants.

15. pour tons of glue inside the pants so he doesnt take it off later.

16. give him goat milk in an empty cola bottle.

17. videotape his reaction.

18. throw away all the speedos in his closet/dresser and put barney the dinosaur underwear instead.

19. When he takes off his hand to reveal a cannon or something, replace it with disney princess gloves.

20. make him wear bunny slippers

21. tell him usopp peed in frankys bed and theres no soap left to clean it.

22. throw away his sunglasses and replace it with flower sunglasses that saw "stupid" on it.

23. show him franky yaoi pictures.

24. paint his face PINK!!!! PINK I SAY!!!

25. show him a picture of a hilbilly and say thats what he'll be when he grows up...older...

26. mumble vivi fanatic (blue hair)

27. tell him his voice actor also does bon clay and jango.

28. say maple syrup over and over again (thats how i annoyed MY sister when i was little)

29. ask him a million random questions.

30. laugh when he gets an answer wrong.

31. make him meet homestar runner.

32. give him an einstein hairdo.

33. call him mister hoppy for hours.

34. any ides why his speedos are orange?

35. every 10 seconds yell "JUICY JUICE"

36. stretch his earlobes and call him enel when they stretch out

37. sing "do your ears hang low" (can also be used to annoy enel)

38. replace his shirts with shirts that have mr potato man on it.

39. yell "GEORGE CLOONEY" everytime he talks.

40. everytime he poses yell "SPANDEX!"