Just a really short fanfic that I wrote after testing today. Came out of no where. It's only dialogue, cause I'm weird like that.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.


"How are we gonna wake him?"

"AWESOMELY of course!"

"Oui, I do know an awesome way of waking someone up! Honhon~"

"Really? Let's hear it!"

"It's not as awesome as me, I bet."

"Ah, shut up, Gil."

"Make me, Toni!"

"Will you both just shut you mouths? Don't you want to hear my plan to wake him up?"

"Si."

"Ja."

"Well~ All we need is-"

"Wait a minute, Francis. I know an easier way that doesn't involve roses OR a hornet's nest."

"Oh, poo! Fine, what's your idea, Antonio?"

"We dump a bucket of tomatoes on him!"

"How about we dump water instead?"

"Si, that'll work too."

"Ok, have it your way, Gilbert. I still like my idea better."

"It wasn't awesome!"

"Shh! If you keep shouting, he'll wake up before we get the water!"

"And what were you planning to do with that water?"

"Ah! M-mornin', Luddy! Heh…"

"Oui, good morning, Ludwig."

"I told you guys not to shout! Now look what you've done!"

"Why are you even here? This is my room!"

"About that, Luddy… Well… COME ON GUYS, LET'S BOLT!"

"Right behind ya, Gil!"

"Honhonhon~ I'm coming!"

"GET BACK HERE!"


A/N: Ok, really quick oneshot. It's the BTT and Germany. I was bored... So I typed this out while facetiming my friend, Italy. XD Reviews are nice. I honestly didn't try... This is just a filler. People got ahold of my notebook during band one day, and I have no clue WHAT they read, but I'm not bringing it to school as often anymore. I brought it today because we had testing (long comp) and I needed something to do other than reading the Odyssey. Ok, I hope you sort of enjoyed this. Bye. ~Darkz