Disclaimer: eh, don't ask where this came from. It was an idea produced from a sever lack of sleep. anywho, i don't own the any of the characters. enjoy!


"How about…George?" The object in question tilted its head to the blond woman who stated the question.

"No." Her suggestion was quickly shot down.

" Red Rover!"

"He doesn't even have red hair."

"Oh, you're right. Well what about Fluffy?" He couldn't take it anymore. She had been naming horribly ridicules names off for about thirty minuets now.

"Have you lost your mind? What kind of person would name any creature Fluffy?"

"Well you're not helping any!"

"Fine." The man thought for a while, pondering on the virtues that the nameless baby had.

"We'll call him Kenward." The woman just stared at the man. He could not be serious. Could he?

"Now I think its you who's lost his mind." With a sigh the two adults sank back into the couch. The woman turned on the t.v. hoping against hope for inspiration. It came almost immediately.

"Hey. What about, Gizmo?" The man looked at the furry creature on the television before looking back to the object of their affliction.

"He kind of does look like it. It might fit. I mean they are both innocent, young, and-" He was cut off when the front door burst open and three figures walked in.

"Hey Kunzite! You got any- "

"SHH! Jadeite, you'll make the baby upset." Minako frowned at the two blondes and their prince who had disrupted her victory in naming the once unnamed, one month old, German Sheppard. Zoicite and Mamoru paled at the mentioning of a baby.

"Baby? What baby? Since when do you two have a baby?" Kunzite grabbed the leash and proceeded to lead the newly named Gizmo out of the house. As he passed by his three visitors he gave them a helpful piece of advice.

"Don't argue with her. You won't win. Just let her have her way." And so man and man's best friend left the insanity. If only for a while.