Macavitys a glutton cat, hes called the really fat paw.

For he's a master eater'er who'd like to eat the law

He the bafflement of scotland yard

The fat juicy cop's despair

For when they reach the scene of crime,

HE EATS THEM!!! THEN AND THERE!!

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity

He's borken every human bone,

He borks their entire body

His powers of borkiation

Would make a fakir bork,

Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork

HE EATS THEM!!! THEN AND THERE!!!

Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very short and fat

You'd know him if you saw him,

For he's always eating cake

His brow is deeply lined with crumbs

His head is highly blubbery

His coat is dusty, with dried up food

His whiskers are caked with stuff!

He sways his head from side to side and falls flat on his face

And when you think he's half asleep,

He's always stone cold dead

*CRUNCH*

(were sorry to interrupt the song, but Macavity has eaten Bombalurina and Demeter, and everyone else, except Mistoffelees, he's just that awesome)