Macavitys a glutton cat, hes called the really fat paw.
For he's a master eater'er who'd like to eat the law
He the bafflement of scotland yard
The fat juicy cop's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime,
HE EATS THEM!!! THEN AND THERE!!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity
He's borken every human bone,
He borks their entire body
His powers of borkiation
Would make a fakir bork,
Bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
HE EATS THEM!!! THEN AND THERE!!!
Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very short and fat
You'd know him if you saw him,
For he's always eating cake
His brow is deeply lined with crumbs
His head is highly blubbery
His coat is dusty, with dried up food
His whiskers are caked with stuff!
He sways his head from side to side and falls flat on his face
And when you think he's half asleep,
He's always stone cold dead
*CRUNCH*
(were sorry to interrupt the song, but Macavity has eaten Bombalurina and Demeter, and everyone else, except Mistoffelees, he's just that awesome)
