Disclaimer: not mine, just for fun.

A/N: I wrote this as a birthday gift to Inui Sadaharu, he seriously needs more love, Happy birthday Haru!

Warning: this chapter contain awkward sexual situations but is mostly for awkwardness and fun sake.


Devious and not so devious plans.

Once I finished my new batch of Inui juice I realized that, somehow, I depleted my mother's supply of vegetables.

I sigh and take my wallet, this is not the first time this happened, I am usually more careful through, and since is late Saturday most places are closed, except for...

A blush overcome my face, I shake my head and nod to myself, this is not the first time I go to buy there either, and is only happenstance that I tend to use my mother's supply on late Saturday, nothing more.

I mean, why should I do that on propose? it's not like I need some excuse to talk with the part-time cashier there.


I pick the things I used then walk to the counter to pay, she is busy but the other employee is not, a magazine catch my attention so I pick it up and browse it even if I usually don't read this sort of magazines.

When she finish with the person she was attending I return the magazine to it's place, the article was not of my tastes after all, and walk to her to pay up.

I place the things on the counter and she browse them with her lips twitching, "replenishing your mother's supplies again?"

I blush, scratch my neck and nod, "hai, I was working on a new recipe but it didn't work that well"

She cover her mouth and snicker, "well, I can tell"

I blink in confusion and push my glasses up, "what do yo-"

She lift her hand to my forehead, and I feel her fingertips on my skin.

She show me her fingers which are covered with green goo, my face heat up in embarrassment but before I can do anything more than stare, she lick her fingers clean and tilt her head, "have you tried to put some carrot or tomatoes there? the sourness of the tomato with the sweetness of the carrot would make the taste less bitter"

"ah..." I blink and shake my head, trying to take ahold of myself, and then push my glasses up, "no, I didn't think about that, but now that you mention it, chances of that addition improving the flavor, 72%. I'll try it out on my next batch"

She smile and nods, "I'll be waiting your verdict then," she give me the total and I pay up, but when I am about to pick the bags up she lean on the counter, place her elbow on the surface and rest her cheek on her hand, "you know, you could bring a bit next time too, I am curious about those mixtures you are so fond of"

I stare her in surprise, my face heating up at the way her assets are easier to see, I look away and pick the bags, "I-I'll bring some next time then"

when I am almost outside I heard her coworker snickering and I can't help but overhear a bit, I mean, who wouldn't?

"It's been what? 6 weeks two to fives times a week? you should stop to play around, is obvious that kid is head over heels for you"

"I don't know what are you talking about Matt, he is just sweet"

"yeah, sure, and I'm a pink rabbit"

"I don't know, you look pretty fluffy and huggable to me"

The guy, Matt, complain while she giggle softly, "but seriously through, I do like him but...I won't play easy if you know what I mean"

My heart speed up at her words, does she like me?

I can still hear the guy laugh while I walk away, does she truly like me?

when I am about to open the door to my house I freeze, she did, in fact, say she likes me.

My face heat up and my heart speed up, I get inside, place the bags in the counter and return.

Her shift should be almost over by now.


I lean against a wall with a clear view of the store, my hands shake in anxiety so I put them in my pockets.

I keep sending not so discrete glances to the front door until I see her leaving.

I walk fast to catch her up, once I am behind her I grab her shoulder to stop her.

She turn around sharply and I barely dodge a slap aimed at my face, we stare each other in surprise and her face become red when she recognize me, and I can't help but release nervous chuckles in answer.

"ah...hi?"

Her lips twitch upwards at my greeting, and then cover her mouth to muffle her giggles, I stare in confusion until she calm down, "h-hi, I apologize for, you know, almost slapping you?"

I nod and push my glasses up, "It's alright, I should have called you before"

She shake her head, "no, it's not," her eyes lower to the ground and brush a strand of hair off her face, "you are really stealthy, this place is not exactly safe this late, so when yo-"

"I understand," I push my glasses up and nod, she look at me in surprise and then smile.

She look at me again, with her usual friendly (flirting?) smile, tilting her head in confusion, "so, what are you doing here?"

My heart beat faster and my face heat up too, what I am supposed to do?

"ah..." I take a breath and bow, "I-I overhead you talking your your co-worker when I was leaving, I know I shouldn't have but I wouldn't stop myself"

She look frozen in place, so I stand straight and, still blushed, take her hand in mine, "do you truly like me? because I do like you, no, that's not right, I do love you, but since chances of you returning my feelings were not on my favor I was happy if you just talked with me."

She look away, a blush covering her cheeks, sigh and mess her own hair, "that's it!"

I look in surprise when she grab my shirt and pull.

She kiss me on the lips and nod sharply, "of course I like you, you idiot, how wouldn't I when you are this-this unbelievably sweet."

My face heat up at her words at the same time than the beating of my heart increase its speed.

She truly likes me.

I nod and push my glasses up, "i-in that case, since we like each other, would you be my girlfriend?"

She cover her mouth to try to muffle her giggles, "h-hai, I'll be your girlfriend, with one condition through"

"oh?" I raise a brow in surprise, push my glasses up and nod, "and what condition might that be?"

"well, you see..." She get closer and whisper on my ear, with every word she said it get harder to hid my amusement, once she finish I can't help but laugh.

My lips keep twitching while I nod, "you are devious, do you know that? I love it, of course I'll help you out"

She clap and tilt her head, "then is decided, can you walk me home boyfriend of mine?"

My face heat up but I smirk and offer her my arm, "of course I can"


I lean on the wall trying to control my amusement while my girlfriend, which I still can't believe accepted, lean against me, her giggles almost too loud.

"d-did you see his face!?"

I chuckle and nod, "I did, chances of him remembering this in the future, 100%"

Her giggles come to a stop, she smirk and kiss me, "thank you Sadaharu-kun"

My face heat up, push my glasses up and nod, "It's alright, but you should be less formal with me, after all..."

"I'm your girlfriend...?"

I nod, my face heating up at the reminder.

She tilt her head, "what about Haru then?"

"ah..." My heart skip a beat at how casually she has chosen a pet-name for me, I push my glasses up and nod, "that is an acceptable nickname"

"you are just too sweet," she tell me, pecking my lips, "I would love to stay longer but sadly I need to go, classes and all that"

I nod in understanding and push my glasses up, "It's alright, you are a college student, a first year at that, it's logical you would've been busy"

She smile softly, brushing her hair away of her face, "thank you Haru"

My heart skip a beat and I nod, "c-can we meet tomorrow through? chances that you are busy, 73%, but since tomorrow is my birthday..."

I shuffle on my feet, looking at the ground in embarrassment when I feel her hand on my face, I look up in surprise only to feel her lips on mine.

I blink, still dazed for the kiss, her lips are on a playful smirk, "don't worry Haru, I'll definitely meet you tomorrow"

She turn around with a flourish, waving while she walk away and I do the same with a silly grin on my face.

I push my glasses up and nod, "I'll be waiting for you then"


This is not my day.

I push my glasses up after dodging another attempt from my team, they should know I don't like surprise parties.

First was Eiji asking for help in maths, which was an obvious ruse, chances of him asking me for help, 2%, he should ask Fuji or Oishi for help though.

Then it was Kaidoh asking for extra training, the twitching on his eyes a clear sign of his anxiety and discomfort for the lie.

And now Fuji, asking me for my new juices and if we can try some, it would be convincing except for the fact he was not on his sadistic mode but a playful one.

I enter my house, and as expected my parents are not here, they know I don't like those overly complicated parties.

Chances we'll have a nice and private dinner tonight, 100%.

I smile and drop my bag on my bed, I browse through my different notebooks and start my homework.

I should finish it, I won't be able to enjoy the afternoon with my girlfriend if I have to work on this later.

At 6 point 5 my phone rings and my lips form a soft smile, "moshi moshi?"

"Haru, I am free already, can you pick me up?"

I push my glasses up and nod, "I certainly can"

Once I pick her up, and before I can even greet her, she kissed me deeply leaving me dazed.

She smirk and play with her hair in a clearly teasing manner,"Happy birthday Haru."

"ah..." My face is burning but I push my glasses up and nod, "t-thank you"

She giggle and hug my arm, "you are welcome."

My lips pull upwards as the beating of my heart speed up, I still can't believe I been dating her for almost a week.

"I was thinking about what would be a good present..." Her face gain a red hue, looking away in...embarrassment? and hug my arm tighter, "and well, I thought...you know I have dated before and I normally wouldn't do this before the month mark, but you are so much better, mature and responsible than the jerks I have dated before"

I frown at the mention of the idiots, but then my face heat up at the implications of what she said are processed by my brain.

"ah.."

She cover my mouth with a playful wink, "let me finish"

I nod dumbly and she giggle, hugging my arm tighter against her...assets.

"I won't go all way through, but if you want to touch a bit I won't get mad, and who knows, maybe I can give you a special treat"

I gulp dryly and nod, pushing my glasses up, "I-I...are you sure?"

She snort and shake her head, "how would I not when your first reaction is not jump at the chance but ask if I am sure," she peck my lips and smirk, "of course I'm sure"

We sit on the couch in my living room, sharing a cup of tea and a slice of cake she brought while I keep stealing glances at her.


My hands twitch for the hundredth time in the last 20 minutes or so making her giggle and lean forward with a playful smirk, "I said it was alright, so touch me whenever you want"

My face heat up and I push my glasses up, "I-I know, is just...chances I feel embarrassed by how you keep looking at me, 97%, would you close your eyes? I would feel more comfortable if yo-"

She cover her mouth to muffle her giggles, "close my eyes? you are so kinky Haru"

My face heat up and shake my head, but when I try to explain she peck my lips and smirk, "of course I can"

I look dumbfounded how she lie on the couch and closes her eyes, looking for all intends and proposes like she were in a deep sleep.

I gulp loudly, nod to myself and bring my trembling hands to her front.

When I am, for all intends and proposes straddling her, and my hands get a good hold on her...assests, the door is slammed open.

I look, frozen in place, how my team enter the room, they look at me and I look at them, we keep looking at each other for what feel like days until a movement under me (and my hands) remind me my current position, I scramble to my feet with my face on fire, knocking her to the floor in the process.

"ow!" she exclaim, rubbing her behind and looking up in confusion, "hey, what is the big..."

Her eyes widen in surprise when she notice my team, "...deal?"

"what the-!?"


Once the team stopped their screaming contest, and my girlfriend has gotten over her embarrassment, she stand up and peck my lips, "next time, my house."

I look helpless how she walk away, my mouth opening and closing uselessly, I then turn to my team and glare HARD.

They squirm under my glare, with most of them looking embarrassed and guilty, except Fuji who looks almost giddy, I glare harder making him start to sweat and nod to myself.

"I hope you guys are happy," I push my glasses up and give them a dark smirk, "because I'm so going to enjoy practice in the future"