June 21st 2016

7:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time

Penguin HQ

(Skipper's POV)

I was taking a sip of a cup of coffee. I stirred the coffee with a fish and took another sip, "Kowalski give the rundown on our mail," I said. "the newspaper," Kowalski said, "Private's lunacorn toy of the month…" "Yeah!" Private said. "I don't think so," I replied, "Rico!" Rico grabbed his flamethrower and melted the package. "Aw," Private said. "we need to resubscribe to Penguin Monthly." "Okay," I said. "Um…junk mail…junk mail…junk mail…Package from Denmark…junk mail..." "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" I said, "a package from Denmark."

Kowalski pulled out the package, "Um…yeah," he said as he pulled out a box cutter. "Wait!" I said tackling Kowalski to the ground, "it could be booby trapped!" "Okay…" Kowalski said, "I going to open it slowly." Kowalski took out a boxcutting knive and slowly and carefully cut the tape. He then slowly opened the box and pulled out a black case. The ISPA logo was printed in white letters on the front of the case. I breathed a sigh of relief…good it wasn't puffin's looking for revenge. "Okay let's see what the IPSA sent us this time," I said rubbing my flippers together.

Kowalski opened it revealing some sort of small laptop. The screen came to life and Nigel appeared, "Uncle nigel," Private said. "Nephew now is not the time for pleasantries," Nigel said, "this is an important message…we fear that PIA is preparing for war we want you to go to their operation center in copehagen and find out what the puffins are planning." "any special equipment?" I said. "We have enclosed four spywatches and a four Bluetoothes you can bring whatever other equipment from your toolbox that you feel you need for this mission." "Rico equipify!" I shouted. Rico rushed to the arsenal. "if you choose to accept this mission," Nigel said as two buttons appeared directly below the video, "click on the accept button, if you click the decline button we won't hold it against you and the mission will go to another team."

I nodded and Kowalski hit the accept button. The video screen disappeared and a computer voice said, "This message will now self-destruct." Without much thought Kowalski launched the computer out of the base with the emergency evacuation launcher. Once again the launcher missed and landed in the lemur habitat. "oh a spy laptop," Julian said, "I really am a spy!" "Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven…" "oh a countdown!" Julian said. "Uh," Maurice said. "quiet Maurice your ruining my secret agent spy guy moment…about time the big players in the spy game took…" "Three! Two! One! Zero! Have a nice day." "Why thank…" The Laptop exploded in julian's face. "My face got exploded!" Julian shouted. "At least the royal feet are fine," Mort said before hugging them. "Ah!" Julian said bending down toward mort, "Must you make everything worst…Mort! Mort!" "what?" "Not the Feet!" Julian kicked mort clear to the petting zoo. (personally I can kick him to burt's place but I don't like to brag). Mort Landed right on top of Randy, "Oh…hello again," he replied sarcastically.

Meanwhile back in at the lemurs Julians fur suddenly iginated into flames. "Ah!" Julian shouted as he ran around. "Julian you need to stop drop and roll," Maurice said Julian stopped dropped and rolled to no avail, "Your advice doesn't help Maurice!" "you not doing it right!" Maurice said, "your suppose to do in in the grass!" Julian lit all the grass in the habitat on fire and then his throne burned to the ground. "Ah!' Julian said, "not the second greatest symbol of my power." Julian glared at Maurice, "Again." "I thought you got over that!" Maurice shouted angerly. Alice and Zookeeper Maurice looked on in shock (well zookeeper Maurice at least). Alice was about to say whatever but realized that the other zookeeper was there, "I'll call the fire department," Alice said in a monotone voice.

Meanwhile the Superplane flew out of the secret entrance to the hanger on it's way to denmark. We're coming for you Hans and Puffin intelligence. I have to say the lemur habitat being on fire is actually an improvement.

(end of chapter one)