A/N Ok so this is a one shot about Klaine announcing their relationship online. Have you ever wondered what it would be like? Well now you are going to find out.
Rating: Mainly T rated Bordering M for some Puck and Santana inappropriateness.
IMPORTANT: ALL STORY LINES AND RELATION SHIPS ARE NOT BASED AROUND THE SAME TIME AS THE GLEE PLOT LINE E.G QUINN AND SAM ARE GOING TO PROM TOGETHER NOT LIKE ACTUAL GLEE PLOT LINE.
All reviews welcome this is just a onetime story so hey what the heck! Enjoy, laugh or throw your computer out the window that's up to you although I strongly recommend that you don't throw your computer out the window. Any way let's get on with the show.
We will tell them on face book
Kurt Hummel is now in a relationship with Blaine Anderson.
Blaine Anderson is now in a relationship with Kurt Hummel.
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Rachel Berry: Well I guess I am not going on another date with Blaine again. Sorry, sorry I am been a little self-absorbed again. Love you guys.
Kurt Hummel: Yeah Rachel you are just a tad self-absorbed there. Oh and make a move on Blaine and you won't Know what hit you literally I have many outfits and amongst those outfits are many cunning disguises that are meant to trick people like you. * Gives Rachel evil glare *
Rachel Berry: There is something about your evil glare that just makes you obey.
Blaine Anderson: Defensive Kurt is really attractive right now.
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Kurt Hummel: * Blushing horrendously * Well I never thought that many people found me that attractive.
Blaine Anderson: You better believe it baby.
Rachel Berry: As happy as I am for you guys, why do I see you guys getting slightly annoying in the near future?
Kurt Hummel: It's not annoying it's cute and you can talk because you and Finn are exactly the same.
Finn Hudson: Hey Rachel baby did I my name just get mentioned?
Kurt Hummel: ^ My sentiments exactly ^
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Blaine Anderson: So Finn have you heard the news?
Finn Hudson: Sorry man but I don't listen to the news.
Blaine Anderson: *Face palm*
Kurt Hummel: Supermegafoxyhot face palm.
Finn Hudson: What's a face palm?
Blaine Anderson: Double face palm.
Kurt Hummel: Getting and imprint of my hand appearing on my face, face palm.
Rachel Berry: As sweet as you are Finn you really are not catching on are you?
Finn Hudson: Catching what? Did I drop something?
Blaine Anderson: *Rolls eyes* Any way let's get back to the original question. Did you hear about me and Kurt getting together?
Finn Hudson: Oh I heard it alright; Kurt practically shattered every pane of glass in the house with his screaming. He ran around the house for 10 minutes screaming saying "I am dating Blaine freacking Anderson.
Kurt Hummel: *blushing furiously*
Blaine Anderson: * Looking at my super cute boyfriend blushing*
Finn Hudson: And that was for black mailing me with my computer browser history.
Kurt Hummel: I am going to kill you Finn Hudson!
Blaine Anderson: Run Finn run for your life!
Finn Hudson: *following Blaine's noble words and queue the running for my life*
Quinn Fabray: Oh dear my man is going to have some competition for prom king!
Blaine Anderson: You bet he is! I and Kurt are planning on going together and Kurt is the most beautiful and gorgeous man I know and I would say he has won the title already.
Kurt Hummel: Awwww you are so sweet oh and Sam if you are reading this Blaine is right I am going to give you and your Blond dyed hair a run for its money.
Sam Evans: I bow to you king of McKinley.
Kurt Hummel: To right you are
Quinn Fabray: ahhhh get the campaign posters, man the stations, mayday! Mayday!
Sam Evan: *Rolls eyes to the high heavens* such a drama prom queen
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Quinn Fabray: ^ Dislikes this^
Brittany .S. Pierce: Yay dolphin you have a dolphin partner now dolphins won't be extinct.
Kurt Hummel: Yes boo isn't it brilliant!
Blaine Anderson: I am a little confused here.
Brittany .S. Pierce: I get confused a lot.
Kurt Hummel: Brittany can you explain to Blaine what a dolphin is?
Brittany .S. Pierce: Did you know that dolphins are gay sharks?
Blaine Anderson: Oh now I get it!
Brittany .S. Pierce: Get what?
Blaine Anderson: *Face palm*
Kurt Hummel: Supermegafoxyhot face palm. Nice talking to you Brit.
Brittany .S. Pierce: What do you mean nice talking to me; you're not in my house. Lord Tubbington scratches any intruders.
Kurt Hummel: Bye Brit Brit
Brittany .S. Pierce: Wait are you leaving I still have not found you are you invisible?
Noah Puckerman: Hey are you boy's finally getting it on?
Santana Lopez: Me likes where this conversation is going *raises perfectly plucked eyebrows*
Blaine Anderson: Is it wrong that I am turned on right now?
Noah Puckerman: Not at all dude!
Kurt Hummel: PUCERMAN! Me and Blaine as you put it are not getting it on but we are together and Blaine I don't know what to say, where has my dapper B gone?
Blaine Anderson: Sorry Kurt but I am a teenage male and you cannot tell me that you are not turned on right now!
Kurt Hummel: Well … … Maybe … … I am … …
Santana Lopez: Those boys are so going to get there mac on.
Noah Puckerman: Get some!
Kurt Hummel: SANTANA, PUCERMAN YOU BETTER GET RUNNING BECAUSE I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND DON'T FORGET THAT MY DAD HAS A SHOT GUN!
Santana Lopez: Run before we are shot by the Hummel families shot gun!
Noah Puckerman: I agree run if you want to live!
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Blaine Anderson: I am now even more turned on.
Kurt Hummel: Really? Want to come over?
Blaine Anderson: I am already in the car!
Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel are now offline.
Santana Lopez: As the famous Noah Pucerman would say get some!
Noah Puckerman: Too right!
Tina Cohen Chang: hey
Mike Chang: Kurt
Tina Cohen Chang: and
Mike Chang: Blaine
Tina Cohen Chang: Congratulations
Mike Chang: on
Tina Cohen Chang: your
Mike Chang: newfound
Tina Cohen Chang: relationship!
Kurt Hummel: Thanks guys but why are you guys taking turns to speak?
Tina Cohen Chang: Well we thought we would congratulate you in another way. Plus me and Mike share everything including words.
Blaine Anderson: Ok … … …
Kurt Hummel: Cough*awkward*Cough, see you later Tina, Bye Mike.
(A/N sorry to but into the story here but I had no clue what to write for Tina or Mike. No offence to these wonderful characters in glee though I suppose I will leave these characters to Rhyan Murphy as he is such a genius. Any way I will let you get on with the story)
Wes Yang: Attention all warblers and Dalton Academy Students it has come to my attention that Kurt and Blaine are now together. So men Klaine's sexual tension is now over!
Thad Andrews: Queue heavenly Choir music hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah
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David Thomson: It's about time people! When Kurt was still at Dalton all's the pair would do is stare at each other.
Jeff Jefferson: *Run's around dorm room screaming the place down* Ok I just lost my cool for a second there BUT OMG THEY ARE FINNALLY TOGETHER WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nick Conner's: Bro you were never cool but I have to admit about 60 seconds ago I was also screaming a running around my dorm room.
Thad Stevens: Forget your dorm room you have been running around the entire Windsor dorm building screaming for the past 5 minutes. Oh and go team klaine!
Nick Conner's: You have no proof!
Thad Steven's: Oh but I do young sir when you ran past my dorm room I was stood in the door way where I just happened to be filming you on my phone.
Nick Conner's: OMG! Right Wes I am going to need to borrow your gavel.
Thad Stevens: You can't stop me even if you are threatening me with a gavel.
Thad Steven's has just posted a video called Nick's reaction to Klaine.
Thad Stevens: Oh my goodness nick how did you get in here and why have you got Wes's beloved gavel?
Nick Conner's: Feel the wrath of the gavel *evil laugh*
David Thomson: Wes Why would you actually give Nick your gavel?
Wes Yang: Because it was a good cause.
David Thomson: Sometimes I question what I see in you.
Jeff Jefferson: Could this be the start of Wevid?
Blaine Anderson: Did I just here Wevid mentioned?
Jeff Jefferson: Yes, yes you did. Have you seen the video yet of Nick?
Blaine Anderson: No I haven't let me just text Kurt and tell him to watch it.
(5 minutes later)
Kurt Hummel: Well when I thought the warblers would be happy I never knew they would be as happy as Nicky boy here.
Blaine Anderson: Oh I am sure that Nick has killed Thad for this.
Thad Steven's: Correction almost killed. Nick came marching into my dorm room with Wes's gavel.
Kurt Hummel: Oh this keep's getting better and better but damn that gavel I should of destroyed it while I had the chance.
Wes yang: You will never harm my beloved gavel?
Kurt Hummel:* Cyber glare -_- *
Blaine Anderson: And that ladies and gentlemen is my dear Kurt.
A/N So this one shot was not that long but I hoped you enjoyed it. I would really love it if you could review this story. Remember if you review it will help Kurt destroy Wes's beloved gavel.
