A/N: This is one of several fanfics I wrote for my friend's 18th birthday. This actually came in the form of a challenge ^^ All that she required was for Trowa (who was to be the seme) to be caught with Duo and to play it off as something innocent XD I hope you enjoy it as much as she did.

Disclaimer: You should be happy GW isn't mine XD Very, very happy.


It was a typical afternoon at Quatre's mansion. The sun was shining, maids were bustling here and there bringing tea and whatnot to the guests, Duo and Trowa were missing – wait, what?! "Where did they go?" Quatre murmured, wringing his hands and searching the hall outside the room anxiously. "It doesn't take this long to go to the kitchen and grab something to eat," Heero intoned, watching Quatre pace. Wufei growled before jumping to his feet and stalking towards the door. "Wufei?" Quatre called. "I'll find them," he announced over his shoulder as he disappeared down the hallway. Heero and Quatre looked at each other and shrugged.


Meanwhile, on a staircase two hallways from the Kitchen…

Trowa slammed Duo against the wall and continued to kiss him until they both felt they were suffocating. Breaking from Duo's bruised lips, Trowa instead attacked his neck, trapping the braided boy's hands above his head against the wall. Duo moaned and arched against the taller man, causing him to bite down and draw blood. Duo gasped and wound a leg around Trowa's to keep stable.


Wufei wandered down hallway after hallway, cursing Quatre for having such a big house. He finally reached the kitchen and ground his teeth when he found no one there. Sighing loudly, he spun on his heel to continue his search when he heard a gasp. Interest piqued, he followed the sound.


Trowa had returned to kissing Duo as he removed the shorter man's shirt. Running his hands over Duo's chest, he pulled away from Duo once more to hear a sharp intake of breath. His head snapped to the side to see Wufei at the top of the stairs, staring down at the two of them in shock.

"What the hell were you doing?!"

Trowa looked back at Duo's colorless face to suddenly yell, "Duo! You're alive!" Duo's jaw fell as Wufei nearly fell down the stairs. "What?!" Wufei barked, one hand against the wall. "On the way to the kitchen, Duo suddenly dropped to the ground. So naturally, I put my CPR training to good use. That's what we were doing," Trowa explained, pulling away from Duo.

"Why was he against the wall?" Wufei asked suspiciously, folding his arms. "It's a new technique," Duo squeaked, "They just taught us. It's supposed to be more effective, right Tro-kun?" Trowa nodded, never taking his eyes off of Wufei. "And I suppose that removing his shirt makes it easier?"

Both Trowa and Duo nodded quickly. Wufei sighed, "Okay, I'll believe your story to prevent the mental scarring I would have endured otherwise. Just come back to the Living Room before Quatre thinks he ran you guys off." And with that, Wufei left, muttering to himself. Duo dropped to the floor as Trowa gave a sigh of relief.

"I can't believe that worked!" gasped Duo, placing a hand over his heart. Trowa only nodded, leaning against the wall. Suddenly, he was painfully reminded of why they had to create the cover story in the first place and turned to Duo with a grin. "You are looking a little pale, Duo. I think you might be coming down with something." Duo grinned like a Cheshire Cat before accepting Trowa's hand.

"Yeah, I don't feel too well. We might need to go to the bathroom first."

Trowa chased Duo the whole way there, slamming the door behind him.


A/N: Sorry it's so short ^^; So what did you think?