Disclaimer: I will never own South Park

Pairing: Well you decide

Summary: Decide your own pairing

Inspiration: I can never find any crack pairing finfics so you can just make up your own here

Directions: Alright now, first pick two characters from South Park, whichever you want

Character 1:

Character 2:

Whoever you picked for Character 1 will start off and then Character 2 and so on

Now have fun

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"Hey, I can't see anything!"

"I know, because there is nothing there."

"Really?"

"Really."

"Oh, well then, can I, uh, can I get down?"

"Gladly."

"Thank you."

"Your welcome baby."

"Baby?"

"Baby."

"Oh…okay then"

"Love you."

"I love you too."

"Really?"

"Really."

"So…are….are we?"

"I guess so."

"Oh well, that's cool."

"Um so do you wanna…"

"Kiss?"

"Um, um, yeah."

"Are you sure?"

"I guess…"

"You don't sound so sure…"

"Well, shouldn't we wait?"

"It's not like were going to have sex…"

"I guess you're right…"

"I mean, if you don't want to."

"No I do!"

"Alright… um…"

"Uh…"

"…"

"…"

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Yes I know, but hey you could have picked whoever you want

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