Hetalia of course, does not belong to me (Sadly). It belongs to Himaruya Hidekaz.

Enjoy your crack, lol.

Let's Go Shopping!

"Shit. _, we ran out of milk."

"Looks like we're going to have to go grocery shopping soon then."

"No. We're going now," Alfred grabbed your hand and dragged you outside to the car with ease.

.~.

"Why'd you have to drive us all the way to the corner store around my mom's way when we live right near a grocery store?"

"..."

"I like their milk better..."

You sighed, facepalming, but decided not to argue.

"Oh, and we need to get bread. You have enough money for everything right?"

"Yup."

"Okay, good."

You both stepped out of the car- locking the doors before heading into the ghetto little building.

"I'll get the milk; you get the bread," Alfred nodded as you both ran into the different isles.

You stared at all of the different types of milk, comparing each of them to see which was colder, fresher, and fuller. Finally, you decided on the 1% milk- which Alfred preferred anyways.

.~.

As you stood in line, you stared at the items that Alfred was holding.

"Bread and condoms... what?"

"This is all I need."

"Are you implying something?"

"... No."

"..."

"..."

"Well alrighty then.."

You handed the person behind the glass the money to pay for your crap after the person who was in front of you began to walk away.

.~.

You sat the bags of stuff on the dining room table. Remembering what you purchased, you slowly backed away from the bags and pointed at them as Alfred casually strolled into the room.

"You're dealing with that," and with that, you walked out.