"The Weakest Link" is a popular T.V. Show on ABC, and the special Slayers edition is about to make its debut. We now turn over to our host, Xellos, to explain the rules.

Xellos smiled. "The rules are a secret!"

Xellos, if you don't tell the rules, you're kicked out of the story.

"Okay, okay. I'm going to ask a series of questions, of which their answers are a secret, and the contestants have to answer them in order to get money. It's a chain process, so the more people that get an answer right in a row, the more money is earned. However, if a question is answered incorrectly, all the money is lost. After I say the contestant's name, he or she can say 'bank' to bank the money that is currently earned in the chain. Afterwards, the weakest link will be voted off via votes, even though the true weakest link might be someone else. This will continue until there is only one person remaining. Only THAT person will take home the money, and the rest will walk home with nothing! And now for the special Slayers edition of... The Weakest Link!"

Applause is heard from the audience, and Gourry is looking in all directions, confused.

"Okay, let's meet our contestents," Xellos continued. "Our first is Lina Inverse. Tell us about yourself!"

"Well, I'm the renowned beautiful sorcery genius! Everyone knows me; I don't NEED an introduction! I enjoy eating, getting treasure, and getting rid of mozaku like YOU!"

"Well, uh, moving on... Our next contestant is Gourry Gabriev."

"Uh, my name is... ... ... Gourry Gabriev."

Sweatdrops all around.

Xellos sighed, and said, "Tell us about yourself."

"Well, uh, I like eating. What's going on?"

"Once AGAIN moving on," Xellos declared, "the rest of the contestants will introduce themselves in order."

"My name is Amelia Wil Tesla Ceyruun, Champion of Justice! Let all evil be thwarted by this Justice! I enjoy putting a STOP to evil!"

"Zelgadis Greywords. Looking for cure. Don't know why I'm on this show. *sigh*"

"My name is Filia Ul Copt, former servant of the Fire Dragon King. I'm on this show to raise money for the Feed Baby Val Fund. And I enjoy BASHING MACES into the HEADS of namagomi like XELLOS!"

"Sylphiel Nels Rada. I enjoy cooking and cleaning for Gourry Dear. Um... I'm raising money for a charity too; to grow a new holy tree for Sairaag."

"Martina Zoana Mel Navratilova. I'm here to get money to rebuild the kingdom of Zoana!"

"Zangulus. Just Zangulus. I'm here to get enough money for another Howling Sword to be made so I can duel Gourry!"

"Well, that's our contestants!" Xellos smiled. "Let round 1 begin!"