(Sorry but i just can't do Sollux's Typing Style...I'll try to do everyone else tho)

BREEP! BREEP! A 16 year old boy stumbles around the room trying to find a alarm clock that is obviously not on his bedstand. As this boy locates the alarm clock it decides on its own account to stop ringing. Who is this boy anyways?

This boy's name is Karkat Vantas. You are well known for your short temper and loud mouth. In your friend group some have even claimed you hold the world record for the most times you can say "Fuck!" in a day. As this may be true, you choose to ignore their snide remarks.

You stumble around your room looking for your phone and find it buried underneath a pile of sweaters and Romantic Comedies. You then proceed to open your laptop to a application known as Pesterchum. You scroll through your friends list to find that one of your closest "Bros" if you will...is online.

carcinoGeneticist began pestering twinArmageddons at 4:13 am

CG: HEY SOLLUX, ARE YOU AWAKE?

TA: no kk, im just your average insomniac who can most definetely sleep.

CG: OH, OK FUCKTARD I GET IT WAS A DUMB QUESTION NEVERMIND

TA: whatevs kk i dont care. your normally an ignorant sack of crap anyways.

CG: DONT GO THERE OR I'LL CUT OF YOUR TOUNGE AND GET RID OF THAT STUPID LISP.

TA: fuck off kk, but before you do I need to ask you something.

CG: WHAT THE FUCK COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED FROM ME?

TA: wanna do something exciting this weekend? i'm thinking of a way to break in my drivers license.

CG: OH GOD PLEASE DON'T TELL ME

TA: you already know kk...be at my house at 5:00 sharp. no excuses.

twinArmageddons has ceased pestering CarcinoGeneticist at 4:20 am

Karkat rolls his eyes as he flops onto his bed...he knows hes in for one hell of a Spring Break.